99 Facts about Guyz(Very True)...
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate flirts.
A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
"Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so
Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
Guys cry!!!
Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
Guys can never dream and hope too much.
Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands......yeh rite - watever.
Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so true.
You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
Guys hate gays!
Guys love their moms.
A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
Guys are very open about themselves.
It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
No guy is bad when he is courting
Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.
A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ........sumtimes.
Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
Guys virtually brag about anything.
Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
Guys think too much.
Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very true.
Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends.....sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.
Guys don't really have final decisions.
When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.
If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
Guys like femininity not feebleness.
Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless.
Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!......true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing you.
When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.
Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
(79) Comments
"Guys hate gays" ...aside from everything else that's wrong with that "fact", gays are guys.
I hate to think that hundreds of years from now historians will be studying our time and the things we've published electronically, and unfortunately read this list.
Apart from a select group of giggling, suburban, American teenage girls, I would hope most people find this list to be at best distasteful and embarrassing.
This is complete bullshit. Well not complete, I mean you got some nailed down, but I'd say at least half of this list was made by some lonely feminist who kept choosing bad guys to go out with. I am appalled.
I have to be amazed or criticizing my girlfriend to look at her?
I have to pray to have good intentions?
I feel lonely and sad when my girlfriend doesn't talk to me for a day, so I'm making fun of her?
I splurg out my gfs secrets?
I get mad when my gf swears?
I hate gays?
I love my Mom?!?!!?
NO, NO, NOOOO, and fucking no!
This list can also cut both ways. I'd say 1/2 could go for girls as well.
someones got some issues in the past that need resolving.... geeeezus don't generalise us all, have some compassion, whats with the "go f*ck themselves", so what if we're attracted to girls sexually, bullsh!t your not sexually attracted to anyone...
get up off your high horse missy, you know sh!t all about guys if you think we're all whoremongers!!
reading through that, i can relate to alot of them!! some, no, but alot of them, i can relate to... so go have a proper relationship with a guy and THEN and only then, will i take your opion seriously, because at the moment, your a joke!!
oh and by the way, its spelled... expl-A-nation.... notice the "a"?... there you go!!
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I, indeed, am straight, and I, indeed, agree with all of these facts. The sexist pigs you know of show how great your sense of Guys really is.
I think for the most part the person who made this list knew what they were talking about, I just have one thing to judge on..#93....I may not be old enough to know most about all this.im a female of 14...and I've had boyfriends before that have told me they can't sleep without hearing my voice..but im not going to leave them because there being loving...that's RETARDED....AND IF YOU DO YOUR A COLD HEARTED SON OF A BANANNA....OK?!.......Sorry...got a little carried away....you just got to figure out that when a mans being serious.. he doesn't seriously mean he's gonna fall over dead because he can't hear your voice everynight.....he's just trying to make it sound better....and really just means he misses his baby girl and wants to hear her sweet voice before he goes to bed....is that to much to ask?....im on the guys side with this one ladys.....sorry...and if he's actually sharing his feeling to you like that than your LUCKY....(DON'T HANGUP)....And if you do....and he calls back...you know he loves you :) hope I helped the guys out a bit on that one :)
I just want to say, that you cant labble all guys the same, its not possible. I can state out of experience that all guys are not the same. I am a girl and nothing pisses me of more that a guy saying girls are all the same. That total bullshit. And its true for guys aswell. These girls that are so mad at guys, and saying that there all the same, and that there all jerks... those are the girls that let them selves fall for guys that they dont agree with. The only guys that are total asholes are the ones that have been made that way by some bitch. My opinion between girls and guys, girls are the more screwd up ones. I have been hurt by guys but thats only because you let your self be hurt, you cant blame the guy. I think guys are awesome and much more true that most girls. All my best friends are guys so I vouch for the guys that are willing to be vouched for.. ;)
Well the comments confuse me...ima pretty girl and want to know wat my bfs like bt ummmm this confused me!!!
welllll i think some of these are true and some arent.. like soo many people have already said, all guys are different. there are def guys out there that only want some.. but there are also ones that truly care. ive experienced both, so thats the truth. end of story. and not allll guys are all about boobs. granted alot of guys are horn dogs, not all are. i dont think a list like this can be made about ALL guys. some of this is true, but not everyone is the same and every1 has different feelings. i just wish i could figure out the guys in my life better.
WOWWWW THATS SO TRUE EXEPT FOR PROBLY LIKE 2 OR SOMETHING...YEA...WHO MADE THIS? HES COOL! ^_^
Well fir some guys this is true but it totaly depends on the guy i have been with guys and some has been true and with some guys none of it. In my opinion if ur a guy and ur all of this your too mich like a girl i like guys with addatude and that are senstive but not too sensative
so ur saying all of it is a lie?
who really cares about big boobs these days. its all about the girls ass. and smile
number 87.. bulls*. dont give second chanses. If he does it ones, he's already done it one time to many.
I gotta say I have a real problem with 29! "I love you" ??! What total c**p! The missing words here are "for that moment". When I guy tells a girl he loves her, if he were being properly honest (!) he would say "I love you right now." Or try "I love it when you..." "you turn me on" "you make happy".
Forcing them out or getting an easily said three words, is not love at all. For you women idiots out there (I have discovered that there is a shocking number of you): LoVe DoEs NoT eQuAl SeX. Not now, not ever!
These three fictional words just waves the flag for women to call men lying ba***rds down the track when he finally has got what he wanted or has given up trying and left. (93. you don't want to believe, but there's seems too many guys out there that can 'walk' on 'broken legs'.)
Guys! You shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it! You simply do not grasp the totallity of the effect that it has on the poor stupid girl. Hell on earth, I wish I never heard those words out of his frelling mouth. Rip my heart out, make me feel like the most brainless goon on earth. (And brainless, according to 41. is not what guys like, so just don't.)
Oh, and 51. is just completely wrong! 2for2, talking about '... sometime in the next ten years ...' completely freaks them out.
But I disagree with not doing research. I probably should have done it before I even tried to date.
Because while the list may be right 50% of the time for 50% of the guys, my personal failures have given me 0% interest in 100% of non-fiction guys. I'm not about to turn gay, but I'm not prepared to go through all that crap again.
i am agree with you,its really very true...thanks for sharing this to us
good work
keep it up..
according to me... the comments on the facts are more interesting then the facts themselvessss... buhuhahahahahah!!!! m holding my tumy right now!!! seriously..... its amazing the way u guys fight!!! hahahahahaha!!!
n btw ppl... who think that this list is written by sum ladyyyyy.... a piece of info for u ppl isssss... on the top of this page... name of the writer is given... anddddddd... the best part is... its a guyyyy who made this list... so... now u guys are free to award urselves bieng the smartest person everrrrrrrr... :P:P:P:P buhuhahahahaha!!!!
I'm a guy, and I agree with probably 85-90 of these things... some, not so much but... after reading the comments? Some of you are complete retards, but then again everyone is different. Girls shouldn't generalize all guys the same, sure some are assholes. don't give up though because there's still a lot out there that are compassionate people that care about you. It kind of hurts me just reading about how you think we all are... ouch :/. But seriously, there's still lots of good out there and don't judge everyone based on a single experience you or your friend had.
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