BOYS
A heart is not a playing thing, A heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy.
Boys,they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun.
Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait until we give our hearts And then they play it cool.
You will wonder where he is at night, You will wonder if he is true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue.
If you get the chance to see him, Your heart begins to dance, Your life revolves around him,
There's nothing like r o m a n c e.
And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night, You see my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right.
Boys are great though immature, The $price$ you $pay$ is $high$, He may seem sweet and gorgeous, But remember he is just a guy.
Don't fall in love with just a boy, That's takes a lot of nerve.
You see my friend,you need a man, To get what you deserve.
So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that he's a man.
GIRLS
There are many good things in life, Like cars,$money$,and weed.
But if you want something c o n f u s i n g, A girl is all you need.
A girl doesn't say what she wants, But you're somehow supposed to know, If they want to do this or do that, Stay here,stay there,or just go.
Then there's the time,you all know what I mean, That monthly little j o y, That lets them a buse the shit out of you, just for being a boy.
If you ever dare to look at another girl, They seem to scream,go on,and panic.
But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from "Titanic".
They give you questions like, "Am I fat?", And "If you could go with one of my friends,who?", There is no answer, face the facts, You are definitely through.
They take nothing and blow it up, And make a tremendous fuss, So girls no matter what you think, You are just as hard to u n d e r s t a n d as us.
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haha
hahahahahaha..cool..!!..
cool. my friend had a
cool.
my friend had a girlfriend who bossed the hell out of him when she had her monthly thing. he was so sick of it! then she would ask him very day those kinds of wuestions like am i fat? i went out on a couple double dates woth them and she would always eat half a salad and ask if he wanted it and if he said no she would force him to say yes. then she would call him a pig and be like eww! you are so gross! for eating all her salad. i hate the stereotypical kinds
Hahh .
Hahahha nice one .
Dat was cool, specially da ones bout dem boys =)
Funny
my girl friend said the other day when we on the net chatting with her , she told me she was hurt , i asker all sorts of open ended question, to know the reason behind why she is upset and i felf bad for her , i wasted my 2 hours typing shit. But she said nothing , and when i told her i got to go some where out, she said u hurt me ,i was like WTF man. then i desided tp play , i did the same shit what she did to me , wasted another 2 hours and when she said she needs to go. Then i told her that u hurt me....... she said i she ignored it as if i nver said it i said it like 3 times
lol this was funny
man i hate girls all whores
grammar
do any of you people know how to talk correctly? I could barely make out what this last person said. Just in case anyone else has problems, i am going to attempt to translate what was said into something more understandable:
While chatting with my girlfriend on the internet the other day, she told me she was hurt. I then asked all sorts of open ended question in order to better understand the reasons behind why she was upset. I felt bad for her. I wasted two hours typing words[actually, he may have been correct the first time with 'shit'] and she responded with nothing. I then told her that i had to go out somewhere and she replied by saying "i hurt her". I then thought to myself "what the fuck, man" and decided to do the same thing to her that she did to me. I wasted another two hours and when she said she needed to go, I exclaimed that she hurt me. [This part was very hard to translate, i did the best I could, though.] She then ignored some random thing i forgot to mention earlier as if i had never mentioned it. However, i said it about three times.
hahaha. I found this to be very funny.
Man, i hate girls. They are all whores.
lol
I agree with you !
all girls are whores!
DOUCHER
YHUR A GAY FUKING FAGIT DUMB FUK HAHAHA GUYZ R ALL MAN WHOREZ SO SHUT THA FUK UP BITCH!....:)<3JULIE.......O YA AND MABEY THER WHOREZ TO YHU BUT THATS B KUZ YHUR AN IDIOT!......
Oh yeah grammar, you are so
Oh yeah grammar, you are so perfect. This is the fucking internet, idiot. No one has to type perfect grammar. Even I understood that. If you can't understand it, your a dumb ass
Grammar.. Yeahh
*sarcasm* God! Do you even know how to type? Man, I could barely read the following beacause you left out all of the capital letters. So frustrating.
Your version:
do any of you people know how to talk correctly? I could barely make out what this last person said. Just in case anyone else has problems, i am going to attempt to translate what was said into something more understandable.
Mine:
Go back to yr 12 IB.
Sad thing is, both of these
Sad thing is, both of these poems apply to girls. Most guys I know treat girls with respect and it's them who get their hearts shit on by some immature girl who decided she was no longer interested.
SOOO true (person above me)
guys try their hardest with girls...they always find a reason to start drama, we take things more seriously than they give us credit for
anoying girls
girls are bossy and irritating they think that boys are dumb and that we are toys that they can just
throw away into the bin.and they are always holding people up in the bathroom or when your waiting for a lesson to start they expect boys to know alot less than those things we call girls.
OMG HOW COULD YOU DUMBOS
OMG HOW COULD YOU DUMBOS THINK THAT ALL GIRLS ARE WHORES and naggy
i met this girl that was totally good looking and was the coolest person ever.. she may not have been the most *perfect* girl that all men want.. like every single thing should be perfect.. but she was good enough for me and i thought she was awesome and if you think about it theres a billion girls out there that are really cool.. but we'll never know cuz we always have to go after the good looking *hot* ones.. who happened to be the most egoistic and bitchy .. so stop complaining about all girls being like that cuz your just to much of a hypocrite to other *not so hot* girls that arent good enough to meet your standards .. you fucken player of guys and slutty girls just make me sick
look you's can call us
look you's can call us whores and say you hate us all, but to be honest you's arnt any better, you's come and go and pick when you's want to see us you treat us like shit to be honest. the last lad a was with, well he was basicly a dick head, he never talked with me when we were out and when aii had to go aii had to go to kiss and cuddle him. so basicly ladss yiss are ass holes. well accept the one a like he's a total utter babe, to bad he doesnt like me (U):'(
i hate girls, theyre stupid
i hate girls, theyre stupid and mean
That's not true (to the person above)
That's not exactly true, not all girls are. Some boys can also be mean. After all, we are all humans, so let us be equal =)
Both genders have their good
Both genders have their good and bad sides. You can't say whatever gender you are is perfect because you are definitely NOT!
& let me guess, some of you's that said that you hate [insert gender] , is homosexual. If you aren't then it's better off that you'll be one. Not saying I have anything against them because I don't.
hey ( omg how could you
hey ( omg how could you dumbos) your pretty cool for thinking like that. FINALLY A GUY WHO IS BEING MATURE! thats what every girl wishes is that her guy to think like THAT! THATS WHAT WE CALL MATURE!!!!! YOUR COOL! THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS ON HERE. i just thought these poems where funny i dont have anything against guys and i no sum stupid girls and they are what we call the preps or what the guys call them is the "hot" ones. but i just dont hang out with them and i am just waiting for a guy...and i got one i like not askin you out lol :P BUT EVERY GUY GOES FOR THE PREPS THEN CALLS EVERY GIRL A SLUT WTF! i am not saying guys are mean i think they are nice but no guy seems to go for the girl that really is nice just the one that goes for looking needs... i HATE that! GO FOR PERSONALITY!!!!! GEEZ!!!
XD but i realize not every person thinks like that and i get it... but thats what girls truely look for in a guy is the words he said... hope you and your girl work out :P your cool...
i hate girls.......but i dont
i hate girls.......but i dont like to say the reason.....girls make fun of boys.........fucking shits..dont trust a girl ever in ur life as i did and u ll lose ur life.this is the present fact abt girls......
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