Love Potions and Sex Aids
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To Enslave a Lover:
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Anoint your penis, before lovemaking,
with honey into which
you have powered black pepper,
long pepper and "datura" (the green thorn apple) -
it will utterly devastate your lady.

Leaves caught as they fall from trees
and powdered with peacock-bone

Being a good lover is an important aspect of your life.
Almost all men wonder about what it takes to become a real good lover.
Some men even feel frustrated, thinking that they're doomed to become second-class lovers.

Well here's a bit of good news - sex proficiency is something that can be learned and improved.

Making love to a woman is more than just about having the proper "equipment". It's also about stamina. You'll be surprised how exhausting lovemaking can be, and how much pleasure women can demand from you. If you're going down on her, odds are you'll be wearing out easily if your aim is to give her maximum pleasure. See, women are capable of reaching multiple orgasms, and men strive to give them these.

100 ways to love

1. Hug them.

2. Write a love note.

3. Call them at work just to say "Hi."

4. Give them a foot massage.

5. Tell them a joke.

6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes.

7. Go for a walk with them.

8. Send them a "happy gram."

9. Admit your mistakes.

10. Say: "I love you."

11. Indulge a whim.

The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as unromantic ... as the first line was romantic.

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Below you will find a variety of kiss types.

Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

What Every Kiss Means !!!

~Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready

~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever

~Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything

~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute

~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you

~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you

~Kiss on the Lips = I love you

What the gesture means...

The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck I want you
4. Kiss on the lips I love you
5. Kiss on the ears I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes kiss me
8. Playing with your hair I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go

Once upon a time a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret.

Editor: "Sir. It's unbelievable. How did you make this possible?" Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had our honeymoon after marriage. we selected the horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

When she walks away from you mad
(Follow her)
When she stare's at your mouth
(Kiss her you idiot)
When she pushes you or hit's you
(Grab her and dont let go)
When she start's cussing at you
(Don't cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being)
When she's quiet
(Ask her whats wrong, but not a billon times when she says nothing)
When she ignore's you