Once upon a time, in the heart of the Western Kingdom, lay a beautiful garden. And there, in the cool of the day, the Master of the garden was wont to walk. Of all the denizens of the garden, the most beautiful and most beloved was gracious and noble bamboo. Year after year, bamboo grew yet more noble and gracious, conscious of his Master's love and watchful delight, but modest and gentle withal. And often when the wind came to revel in the garden, Bamboo would cast aside his grave stateliness, to dance and play right merrily, tossing and swaying and leaping and bowing in joyous abandon, leading the Great Dance of the garden, Which most delighted the Master's
heart.

Now, once upon a day, the Master himself drew near to contemplate his Bamboo with eyes of curious expectancy. And Bamboo, in a passion of adoration, bowed his great head to the ground in loving greeting. The Master spoke: "Bamboo, Bamboo, I would use you."

Falling in love and love are two quiet different feeling. Falling in love can be either a flash of emotions or a first step towards love.

Falling in love is a strong instinctive attraction to the person of the other sex. In case it's mutual and both lovers will work at their relationships one day that feeling can grow into love. Falling in love is crazy, it very physical, it's when knees are getting weak and temperature rises, love is calm, comfortable and mental.

But everybody looks funny naked!

You woke me up for that?

Did I mention the video camera?

Do you smell something burning?

Try breathing through your nose.

A little rug burn never hurt anyone!

Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?

Enjoy these love quotes simply for the beauty and richness of the revealed human heart.
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"I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

• Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.

• Life is so short. So, follow some rules. Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile.

• Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself calm n silent.

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...

4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.".................100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

There are no such thing as a bad hug, only good ones and great ones

Hugs are...

non fattening and they don't cause cancer or cavities..

all natural with no preservatives, artificial ingredients or Pesticide residue...

easy to care for, they are a completely renewable resource..

non-taxable, fully returnable and energy efficient..

safe in all kinds of weather

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point

system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the snow (+8)

But return with Beer (-5)

Overtime - If you are in a 9-5 job, and your boyfriend goes to office from 11am-11pm, you have to do Overtime. Meaning, you sleep late, get up early.. make food after you get home (even if you have had the toughest day in your life, first cook his food).