1.    You can stare at any Girl.......    

2.    You don't have to spend money on her.  

3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.

4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves . 

5. This can be more to life than just waiting for  the bloody phone to ring

Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.
  u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.
  i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.
   
We've gone our own way our lives grew apart & we've made a life wid another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!
   

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walk timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge.

"We want to see the president," the man said softly.

From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.

How do you get a man on the roof?

Tell him the beers on the house.

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."  I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye

A girl and A boy..... the talks are the same but wat they mean by tht is way...... very different ....Check-it-out.    Click on the Images

He says: "I can't find it."
He means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

He says: "That's women's work."
He means: It's difficult, dirty and thankless.

He says: "Will you marry me?"
He means: My roommates have moved out, the laundry is piling up, and I have no idea about grocery shopping.

He says: "It's a guy thing."
He means: There's no rational thought