Relationship

Quotes from Women on Men

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton

Love on Net

Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere.

But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start.
Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me.

Feelings & Feelings of Love

~ Feelings ~
How do I begin to explain my feelings for you when I haven't got a clue?
~ feelings of love ~
It isn't the way you hold me, although in my dreams you do.

~ feelings ~
It isn't the sweet prose of love you recite.
Although when you speak your words are just right.

~ feelings of love ~
Is it the music that plays when you are near?

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR THE OVER 35 YEARS OLD

1. Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.

2. Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left. Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anyything for your children or loved ones to quarrel
about. By leaving anything, you may even cause more trouble when you are gone.

crush...what is it?????

Are you simply bold out by someone’s presence and feel like to know more about the person? Crush happens when you are too much excited about someone, have a burning heart and wet hands when you are in front of that personality. So just have a thrilling time with your crush and get yourself acquainte

Crushes are known to be the easy doorway into the planet of strong emotions and affairs, without having much of the distressing hazard involved in really dating someone. A crush more truly means to admire someone from far-off. It’s a very cute feeling which deters obligation of any sort. You actually enjoy the little spring of emotion that grows in your heart and it is indeed an incredibly powerful feeling that might take you to the crest of sheer obsession.

10 Commandments Of Marriage

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.

A wonderful cure

A WOMAN comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband: Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,they're gone.

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies: "Margie referred me to a hypnotist He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache."I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."

BEFORE YOU CAN DRY ANOTHER'S TEARS - YOU TOO MUST WEEP!!!!!!!

Let me not live a life that's free from "The Things" that draw me close to you Thee -
For How can I ever hope to heal the wounds of others I do not feel -
If my eyes are dry and I never weep -
How do I know when the hurt is deep -
If my heart is cold and it never bleeds, How can I tell what my brother needs -

All Those Who Have Loved Ones

One day when God felt generous, he looked down at me and smiled, "Since I feel so agnanimous, I'd like to give you something, child."

He asked me what I wanted, I said, "Oh, really nothing more, you've done so much already." He said, "That's what God is for." "You have been pretty good," He said, I know there's not much that you seek, I will pick a little something, just to make your life complete."

Waiting...

time seems to stop
life seems so slow
Nature falls asleep
and the wind forgets to blow

the roads appear so dusty
there's no colour in the sky
Beauty forgets to exist
the clouds seem to sigh

Water doesnt seem too wet
and flowers dont notice the dew
when im waiting for life....
when im waiting for you...