A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

BOY: I need someone to talk to ..
GiRL: I`m alwayz here for you.
BOY: I know.
GiRL: Whatz wrong?
BOY: I like her *s0o* much..
GiRL: Talk to her.
BOY: I don`t know.. she`ll never like me.
GiRL: Don`t say that. You`re amazing.
BOY: I just wanna tell her how I feel ..
GiRL: Then tell her.
BOY: She won`t like me.
GiRL: How do you know that?
BOY: I can just tell.

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last
night??
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

He said
Want a quickie?
She said
As opposed to what?

He said
I don’t know why you wear a bra; there's nothing in it.
She said
You wear briefs, don’t you?

He said
Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said
Not at all honey. I'd love you no matter who left you the money.

He said
This coffee isn’t fit for a pig!
She said

Having a boyfriend makes a girl feel special and all blissful to find herself stationed in the seventh heaven. But there’s another face to this ecstasy and exaltation, which is, feeling the need to have a boyfriend. Having a boyfriend makes any girl feel elated, happy, proud and most of all she feels wanted by some one. Having a boyfriend does not only imply towards going out for dates, romantic movies or candle light dinners. There are different facets to having a boyfriend. It needs a lot of adjustment and understanding to stick to the same guy even after having a monumental fight with him. Moreover, boyfriends though they act as a pillar of strength when their girl friends need a shoulder to lean on but during a crisis even the guys need their girl friends to support them and tell them that they are right.

1. Love Comes First: Physical love is good, but there has to be genuine spiritual love also in your heart. Your immediate neighbor is your own spouse. So let charity begin at home and set an example by loving your spouse first and foremost. Follow the scripture: "Love thy neighbor as thyself".

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin

2. Narrow the Gulf: Whether it is a love marriage, arranged marriage or forced marriage, differences are bound to arise. Both of you come from different backgrounds, upbringings and environments. You must be ready to overlook the sharp differences, lapses or shortcomings.

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time,

"What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

Maybe a better question is, what kind of feeling could a person walk into a church with knowing that people know they have a disease that they have contracted while having sex before they were married?

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why r you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?