jisne humko chaha

jisne humko chaha, use hum chaha na sake,
jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
yeh samaj lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.

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Hansi bhi mili aur khusi bhi mili,
socha bahot khushnaseeb hai hum,
magar jab apne pyare dost ko ek muskurahat nahi de sake,
tab pata chala kitne GARIB hai hum.

1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........

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2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender almost got crushed..!!

Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

Promise me we R true friends:
I’m lamp, U’r light.
I’m coke, U’r Sprite.

Kal Jab Mile Thhe....
To Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound.
Aur Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain...
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Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai,
Woh Repeat Kar Doonga...
Tu Naa Mili To Apni Zindagi
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga...

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko
Taste Karna Bhool Gaye....
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya
Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gaye...

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein
Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo...

Zindagi ki raah mein Akeli chalti chalti ek din main unse takra gayi,
Unko dekhte hi dil se ek mithi si awaaz aa gayi,
Maine puchta kya sacha pyar karoge mujhse???
Tou unhone ne mujhe MAJNU ki jhalak dikhla di,

Maine puche kis din tak mujhe pyar karoge???
Unhone kaha us din tak jis din har kisi ke dil ki DHADKAN ruk jayegi,

Maine pucha hamara rishta kya hai,???

Devdas" ko "paaro" ne nakam kar diya
Sharabi" ko "sharab" ne badnam kar diya
Mahobbat" ho ya "sharab", dono ka asar dekh lo
Devdas" aur "sharabi" ka, eksa "anjaam" kar diya

Bahut peete the hum
Mahobbat ne kasam dilaake chhudaadi
Bahut peete the hum
Usne kasam dilaake chhudaadi
Yaaron ke sang baitthe the
Mahobb at ki kasam dilaake pilaadi

Pilaana farz tha to kuch bhi pila diya hota

* Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

* Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

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Duniya apne ko bahot sata reli hai
baat baat pe apni hata reli hai
Julie maal tho apna khati hai
par suna hain pappu ko ghuma reli hai

Kitna bhi pee lo sala chadti hi nahi
Daru bhi duplicate aa reli hai
matke ka mal bharke botal mein
McDOWELL ka labell aunty lada reli hai

Police bhi jab dil kare utha reli hai
bina kisi loche ke phatke laga reli hai
Sumsam area mein kahi le jaa ke

Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana,
bichar jae kabhi aap se hum,
to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..

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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh deta zamane se dastan apni......
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.....

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