Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar walo ko kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga

Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

Osama to big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?
Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.

Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye,
12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main bhagwaan hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.

Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.

Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye mandir nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’

1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi
Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya
To kisi ne kasam khai hai
Hum wo majnoo hai
Jis ne sirf laat khai hai