Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match. Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'. Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel.?

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Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch?
Ans: Women's doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which one to watch...

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Sex ke baad ladka ladki se bola, Ab tumhe wo hoga jise log 'baccha' kahte hain. ladki boli, Aur tumhe wo hoga jise log "AIDS" kehte hain..

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1) 5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER"...

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2) In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why? Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY

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3) Dis ones awesome! How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 opened door. Speak Dis very fast. "There was a Cold Day

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4) Its a Fact- A-Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..

Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls...!

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5) "FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES" do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

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6) Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai

aur gale pad jati hai.

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7) English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they omfortable, "NOR" are we!

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8) Santa told his frnd: " Yaar 1 ladki mujko hans k dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: "Dhyan se dekh..hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai.!"

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9) Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai_

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:

Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,

Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

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10) 20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,ye kaisi diwali hai,sensex hai bhara bhara,par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!