Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match. Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'. Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel.?

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Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch?
Ans: Women's doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which one to watch...

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from
you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

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Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can't go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ...........
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I
cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n
then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

1) Chandni se chamakti is raat mein,
ek khushboo si hai har baat mein,
hai sitaare mere kadmo ke tale,
Ek ehsaas hai aaj unki har aahat mein,
paas aake bhi kyu hein duriya,
koi pyasa hein kyu barsat mein.

2) Pyar ko chod kar tum koi aur baatkaro
Ab mujhe pyar ki har baat se dar lagta hai
Meri khatir na woh badnam kahin ho jaye
Esliye unki har mulaqat se dar lagta hai

1) Thak gaye hum unka Intzaar karte karte. Roye Hazaar baar khudse takraar karte karte. Do lafz unki zuba se na nikle aur Tut gaye hum ektarfa pyar karte
karte...

2) Muskarate hai to bijliya gira dete hai.0baat karte hai to diwana bana dete hai. husan walo ki nazar kam nahi kayamat se aag pani mein wo nazro se laga dete
hai.

1) Friends and Friendship.
It's a package of feelings. Nobody can make it.
Nobody can break it.
Nobody can xplain it.
Only U and ME can feel it.

2) A good understanding comes only when the brain is quiet. So, a mind that is caught in the net of words cannot understand truth.

1-A hole always attracts a pole
2-Length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole
3-Up&down motion,releases a lotion,which increases population.

Banta: I'm organising group sex @ my home. Will u join?
Santa: Yes, yes! How many people r there?
Banta: Just 3 -

Me, U & Ur Wife!

• Wash ur face and wash ur feet! Now it's time 2 fall asleep. Your eyes are weak and mouth can't speak so, hope this nite shall b nice n sweet. Good Night.*

• No matter if the sky is black or blue.. No matter .. If there are stars or moon.. As long as ur heart is true.. Sweet dreams will always be with u. Gud Night!*