Getting a girl of your dreams is much like getting the car of your dream. But unlike a car which you can always bargain for, there is nothing like a 20 percent discount in courting the girl of your dreams, she's so sweet a thing to be discounted, you dearly are in love with her and your feelings for her can only be communicated not by the words of the mouth, but by the words of the heart.

A boy was once so ugly and clothed so shabbily that his schoolmates continually tormented him. He turned to reading in order to escape their taunts. At 18 he took a job as a bricklayer. He decided, however, that he did not want to be a bricklayer, but a playwright.