Women vs. Men

lovely Nov 21, 2005

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"

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The Advantages of Being Hindu

Sunny Nov 21, 2005

Why Be A Hindu: The Advantages of the Vedic Path
By
Stephen Knapp
Points of Consideration

1. WHAT DOES HINDUISM STAND FOR?
Hinduism is, basically, the modern name for the Vedic way of life, especially the spiritual path usually associated with India. Previously, those who followed the Vedic system were also called Aryans. It is often considered that the Vedic Aryans were a race of people. However, Aryan actually means a standard of living, an ideal. It was the Sanskrit speaking people of thousands of years ago that gave the word arya to signify a gentleman, an ideal person, someone on the path of purity. It was a term meant for those who were on the cutting edge of social evolution. Another way of interpreting the word aryan is that ar also means white or clear. Ya refers to God. Ya also refers to Yadu, or Krishna. Thus, aryan means those who have, or are developing, a clear path or a clear consciousness toward God.

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Air India

meera Nov 21, 2005

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.

This is your captain Raja speaking.

Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will  end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village.

28. Real Meanings of Life

Sunny Nov 21, 2005

28. IN ESSENCE, HINDUISM, THE VEDIC SYSTEM, OPENS THE DOOR TO THE REAL MEANINGS OF LIFE.

After practicing and living by the principles of the Vedic philosophy, you can bring a perceptive and obvious change in your life, as well as into your own sphere of influence. By beginning to awaken your awareness of your spiritual identity and your relationship with the Supreme, you can easily feel a new level of happiness, peace, and contentment. You will have a clearer understanding of who you are, where you have come from, and your purpose in life. You will have a better focus on why we are here and what needs to done while living in this material world. Little things that you may have taken so seriously, that may have bothered you will no longer have the same affect on you. You will see with a clearer view of what really matters in life, and the superficialities that are not important. You will see that there is only one universal religion, and that is Sanatana-Dharma , awakening the natural proclivity and needs of the soul, and regaining our real spiritual identity and relationship with God. It is merely a matter of learning how to love and serve God. That is the heart of the Vedic path.

Salesman's Nightmare

Sunny Nov 20, 2005

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

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Life as a woman

Shilpa Nov 20, 2005

There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what she did, not how unfair life is, or not at whom made you do it. She has to just look at herself in all her glory and imperfection. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in her life?
Or
have you made up  in your mind that she is just messed up.

Monkey in the plane

Shilpa Nov 20, 2005

Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelersdoing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"

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Cover Letter Do’s and Don’ts

Sunny Nov 20, 2005

This article provides a basic checklist for use in evaluating cover letters you have written, before they are finalized and mailed. It provides a basic list of “do’s” and “don’ts” that can be used as a last minute check to ensure maximum cover-letter effectiveness and impact.

Flash Mind Reader

Sunny Nov 19, 2005

I have just landed on page called Flash Mind Reader by name we can say that it reads the mind. yes it's true.

The workflow of the Mind Reader

Choose any two digit number, add together both digits and then subtract the total from your original number.

When you have the final number look it up on the chart and find the relevant symbol. Concentrate on the symbol and when you have it clearly in your mind click on the crystal ball and it will show you the symbol you are thinking of...

The 90/10 Principle

Sunny Nov 19, 2005

      The 90/10 Principle
    

      Author : Stephen Covey

Have you read this before? Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations). What is this principle? 10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down.

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How u Born!!!!

Shilpa Nov 19, 2005

little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
 
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
 
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and me met at a cyber-cafe.
 
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

Story of a Simple Girl.....and a Loving Boy

meera Nov 19, 2005

From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.

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Girls.....Check this Out...Adv of getting Divorced

meera Nov 19, 2005

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

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NEW Email Virus Thread ...

Sunny Nov 19, 2005

URGENT VIRUS

Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning from Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to *everybody* you know who accesses the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation " *Life is beautiful. pps*".

If you receive it *DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES *, and *delete it* immediately. if you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: " *It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful*", subsequently you will *LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC* and the person who sent it to you gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

what is ur hobby ?

Senoreta Nov 18, 2005

A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby.

She said " Let's start with the boys first.

The Boys start giving their intro.......
First boy : "My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub."
The Teacher was confused to listen and said, "Intresting - well, ok.

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