A Wonderful Story

Sunny Oct 26, 2005

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

 

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

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Identify Yourself

meera Oct 17, 2005

Birthdays: (Look below for your characteristics )

If you are a Dog : A very loyal and sweet person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends,all of them being quality-personified. 

Focus on Problem or Solution?

meera Oct 13, 2005

Focus on Problem or Solution?

The Difference between Focusing on Problems and Focusing on Solutions

Case 1

When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million.   They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

And what did the Russians do...??

First accident in my life

Sunny Oct 12, 2005

Yesterday the day was cool and I am working on my pc and it's 5 O Clock in the evening, I heard a voice sandeep.. sandeep.. it's my dad calling me. He asked me to drop him at my uncle's place. I took my bike out from the garage and started riding.

I am riding and enjoying the cool side of the roads and chating with my dad. There was much traffic on the either side of roads, everything fine until now. To my surprise, an autorikshaw rose ten feet high in the sky and fell on us. My dad fell on the other side of the road (lucky no other vehicles coming on that side) and i had a good summersault (which i was dreaming from years...). I stood up immediately, my dad was saying "somebody take me to the hospital.." No sooner, I called another auto, people gathered and I found good number of scratches here and there on my body, than I left conscious.

Applause............. If u r smart then u will understand

Cute Girl Oct 11, 2005

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

Lessons in Logic

meera Oct 10, 2005

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Peramble

Sunny Oct 5, 2005

We the young in order for a more perfect kiss enable to hug...
To promote the popularity of Love not to kiss who you please but to please who you kiss.

CODE

If you Love someone, show them and say so

STATEMENT

If a kiss is the language of Love...

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What Men Say? What they mean

Cute Girl Oct 4, 2005

He says: "I can't find it."
He means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

He says: "That's women's work."
He means: It's difficult, dirty and thankless.

He says: "Will you marry me?"
He means: My roommates have moved out, the laundry is piling up, and I have no idea about grocery shopping.

He says: "It's a guy thing."
He means: There's no rational thought

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Twister for the Brain

meera Oct 4, 2005

Imagine this ...

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

  1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
  2. An old friend who once saved your life.
  3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before U speak

Sunny Oct 1, 2005

A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...

WIFE:             "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND:       "Definitely not!"
WIFE:             "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND:       "Of course I do."

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Must read leave letters ------ TOO GOOD

Sunny Sep 30, 2005

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan"  ceremony of his 10 Year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

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Heavenly Paradise

meera Sep 23, 2005

owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests
to GOD...HE has started a new call centre...
called HEAVENLY PARADISE...more details below.

Enjoy this................................**********

What Actually Love Is?

Sunny Sep 21, 2005

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry?
When we imagine? When we kiss?
This is because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life.

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Make & Keep Friends

Sunny Sep 7, 2005

Ten Ways To Make And Keep Friends

Don't we all want to make more and more friends because we can have such fun together and help each other with studies, homework, looking good and hobbies. It's not just you who finds going up to other kids to say Hi difficult the first time - everybody feels awkward and self-conscious.

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There were two nuns

Sunny Sep 6, 2005

 

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

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