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FUNNY SMS.............ENJOY

Ragini Khanna Feb 24, 2010

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My
feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone &
cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

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Cute Girl Jun 29, 2009

1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........

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2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender almost got crushed..!!

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lovely Sep 1, 2008

Really Funny And different SMS
From A Tapori's Mobile

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!

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Sweet n Silly SMS

J.H.Balaji May 30, 2008

The messages are just for Fun only not insulting anyone in anyway

Write a 'C' program about girlfriends :-

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Funny SMS

Shilpa May 12, 2008

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Kya baat hai...:)

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Sunny Apr 17, 2008

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang mein gud gudi howe hai
Tharo SMS ka nahee kasoor
Maro mobile vibration pe howe he.

JAB BHI KANJUSI mein OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA.

Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,

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Funny Shayeri

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....

Funny sms

lovely Mar 8, 2008

1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.

2) Arz kiya hai :

Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,

Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..

Wah.,Wah.,

3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.

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lovely Jan 29, 2008

1) Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,bin tere hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum
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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.

2) Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good Night...

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James Nov 25, 2007

1) 5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER"...

2) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day"

4) Its a Fact-

A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..

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Senoreta Nov 15, 2007

Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match. Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'. Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel.?

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Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch?
Ans: Women's doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which one to watch...

Funny SMS

lovely Aug 10, 2007

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi
main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Rekha Jul 3, 2007

Kisi ne dil badal liye
kisi ne dhadkan badal li
aapke paas kuch na tha badalne ko
to aapne mandir ke bahar apni chappal badal li

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