Articles Tagged with Jokes

Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

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Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
"Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!"

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man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains?
sardar totly confused and ask the man
tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai.
date of birth to batai he nahi..

Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two.