Articles Tagged with Wife

In a relationship, married or not... YOU SHOULD READ THIS!

Sunny May 7, 2011

MARRIAGE When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore.

I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly.

Tagged with

Are you Married?

Shilpa Feb 7, 2010

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

************

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day.

************

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Mahabharat Movie team Committed Sucide

lovely Feb 6, 2010

A Team comprising of a Writer, a Producer, a Director, etc applied to the Government of India with a Script to produce a Movie on Mahabharat.

All of them committed suicide later and the reason is very obvious as.......

Subject: Mahabharata

To: The Writer, Film Director & Film Producer, Mumbai

Ref: Film story submitted by you, regarding financing of films by Government of India , Your letter dt. ............. ......... .

The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that the Government has examined your proposal for financing a film called''Mahabharat' .

Surprise!

Cute Girl Feb 4, 2010

Frank, an avid golfer and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, Frank had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally frustrated.

The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"

"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'

Tagged with

How to Be a Great Husband

Ragini Khanna Feb 3, 2010

The most challenging and rewarding things you'll ever do...A woman needs to feel as though she is the Love of your life.

Steps

1. Choose a great wife carefully. Then...
2. Tell her you love her when you hang up the phone with her, leave her, and generally as much as possible without being annoying or cheapening the phrase. You never know when your time is up so always remember to make sure she knows how much you love her!
3. Always greet your wife with a hug and kiss that says that you're happy to see her and do the same when you leave her to say you will miss her.
4. Be her greatest supporter. Be someone she knows that she can always count on. Be there for her when she has had a long day. Listen to her with attentive eyes and ears. Back her up "100" percent! Be prepared to talk with her about how she feels, (and, yes, how you feel, too).

President Barack Hussein Obama

adrianna Feb 3, 2010

President Barack Obama “There is not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America, there is the United States of America”

Barack Hussein Obama (Honolulu (Hawaii), August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current president of the United States and a first black American in this position. A member of the Senate and Illinois state representative and state senator between January 3, 2005 and November 16, 2008 before he was in the assembly of his home state. After defeating Republican candidate John McCain during the U.S. presidential election 2008 Obama was on January 20, 2009 at the inauguration at the Capitol was sworn in as president.

President Obama in his early life:

Tagged with

Tips on Being Great Wife

Ragini Khanna Feb 3, 2010
  • Always expect the right to have an orgasm during sex. If he does, you can too! It's only fair - sex is something both of you do, so you both get to reap the rewards! Besides, many men find their wife's orgasm to be as emotionally rewarding as their own, many times more rewarding - it's not a competition!
  • Remember to take time for yourself as well!
  • Accept his faults, and embrace your own.
  • Do your share of the work, not just the housework.
  • Have a cheery disposition. No one wants to be around a crabby person.
  • Learn something new, and encourage him to learn it with you.
  • Work out financial plans together - maybe open a joint bank account or write your will together. If he won't do this, don't be afraid to save money for yourself. Do not rely on your husband to support you should he die or divorce you. Be a smart, modern woman, but a balanced wife in a good marriage does not "start saving for the divorce the day after your wedding" - if you expect to get divorced from day one, you probably will!
Tagged with

How to Be a Great Wife?

Priyamani Feb 3, 2010

Steps

1. Enjoy pleasing him.Laughter keeps a marriage strong. Men like to be appreciated even after you've married them. To do so well, be a well-rounded, pleasing person yourself.
2. Have as your goal for each small interaction of your day, to leave him with a good feeling. Be supportive. Be nice. Be kind.
3. Listen to his day and share yours. Being married also means being intimate. Intimacy does not always have to include sex. Intimacy is listening to one another and feeling comfortable enough to tell one another anything.
4. Support him and try to understand his needs, a man likes nothing more than an understanding and an equally compromising wife.
5. Don't show him even the mildest forms of contempt. Contempt is poison in a relationship. It is fine to disagree with him, but do not take on an attitude of superiority, even subtly in passing, such as momentary smirking, sighs of disgust or eye-rolling.

What is the difference between Saali & Wife

Sunny Feb 3, 2010

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

Tagged with

Female Low Sexual Drive, Change on Bed

adrianna Feb 2, 2010

"I am changed on bed. Low sexual drive, Low Libido or complain about a headache."

More and more women try to find help when they are discouraged sexually. Look support from friends, professional’s health, such as psychiatrists and gynecologists. Rarely open with their partners because they felt threatened the stability of their relationships.

Often, they adopt the old attitude of fight or flight. That is, either fighting the problem by insisting on their sexual relationship, although not pleasant, pretending enjoyment and orgasm, which leaves the partner out of touch and excluded as support, or escape the sexual contact as the devil flees from the cross , complaining of headaches, fatigue and irritation, avoiding the support of the partner, which often feels rejected.

Tagged with

'Kidnapper-Killers' On Hyderabad Roads

pavan Feb 2, 2010

The once peaceful Hyderabad city is slowly becoming a crime capital and also a hub for terrorists. Now, a new wave of terror is spreading and that is in the form of ‘kidnapper-killers’. Earlier, kidnapping cases used to get sorted out with prompt police intervention.

But now, things have gone beyond control. The latest incident of the killing of Vaishnavi has put the rich parents of kids on their toes. Though it has happened in Vijayawada, and that too a family strife between first wife’s children and second wife of a real estate baron, the buzz is that similar gangs are now operating in Hyderabad as well and that is a cause for concern.

Tagged with

Venkat Rao, Srinivas - The main killers?

pavan Feb 2, 2010

“Dongalu Padda Six Months ki Dog’s Barking Chesayi,” this is how our state police work. Little girl naga vaishnavi is brutally murdered, her father Prabhakar died by continuous heart strokes.

Now, Police are suspecting that Prabhakar’s brother-in-law (brother of his first wife), named Venkat Rao goud and his cousin Srinivas and a gang of rowdy sheeters are involved in this brutal murder.

What a progress, hats off to our state Police. Is there any law and order in the state? Is there any administrative machinery running in the state?

Tagged with

Baptist Cowboy

Ragini Khanna Feb 1, 2010

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

Tagged with

CBI's Recruitment

Sunny Feb 1, 2010

The CBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him:
"Do you love your wife?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"Do you love your country?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"What do you love more, your wife or your country?"
"My country, sir."
"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."
The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves.

Tagged with

Birthday wishes to Brahmanandam

Priyamani Feb 1, 2010

Brahmanandam garu who brought pearls of laughter to the Telugu people through ages celebrates his birthday. We wishe this versatile hero a very happy birthday.

Brahmanandam was born in February 1, 1956 Sattenapalli,Andhra Pradesh,India. The roles he portrayed are usually comic in nature. He has two sons and the elder son Gautam has been introduced to the Telugu film industry through Pallakilo Pellikooturu. The film is directed by renown choreographer and writer, Chandrabose's wife Suchitra.

According to him, Jandhyala was the best comedy director he has ever worked with. He is presently writing a book based on his experiences in the film industry.Considered as the greatest comedian Telugu film industry ever produced Brahamanandam is a native of Muppala village near Sattenapalli, Brahmanandam completed his M.A (Telugu) and worked as a Lecturer in Telugu before Jandhyala introduced him to the silver screen with a role in the movie 'Chantabbayi.'

Tagged with

« 1 2 3 4 5 6 21