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This is an AWESOME OPPOURTUNITY to find out what does your SOMEONE SPECIAL thinks about you?
 
First of all you have to follow some steps accordingly to find out about your crush.
 
Choose one option from every question about your crush.
 
Simultaneously add the numbers next to your every option.
 
Then match the total with the RESUTS REACTION given below.

A first grade teacher  explains to her class that she is an American.
 
She asks her students  to raise their hands if they were American too.
 
Not really knowing why  but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like  flashy fireworks.
 
There is, however, one  exception.
 
A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.  

I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife to get out of work. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum.

From the looks of him, he had no car, no home, no clean clothes, and no money. There are times when you feel generous but there are other times that you just don't want to be bothered. This was one of those "don't want to be bothered times."

A new Army Captain was assigned to an army infantry in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel standing up behind the mess tent.

He asked the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

"Well sir," was the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ..m-m-m.... urges.That's why we have the camel, sir."

* To fall in love.

* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.

* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.

* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.

* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.

* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.

* To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.

* To clear your last exam.

* To receive a call from someone, you donýt see a lot, but you want to.

Dreams are more Your life's dreams are more than just places to go, people to know, things to acquire, and experiences to have.
Your dreams express who you are.

Behind every dream is a purpose.
That purpose is, and always has been, yours.
And so, in a very real sense, every sincere dream you have is already yours.
And you are already in the process of living it through.
The tokens and outer appearances of that dream may not yet be completely manifested. Yet within you, that dream is fully alive and real.

[1] Man who run in front of car get tired.

[2] Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[3] Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[4] Man with one chopstick go hungry.

[5] Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

[6] Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

[7] Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

[8] Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

Want to propose a girl - Just do it. (Nike)
Before going to propose to a girl - Believe in the best. (BPL)
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl - Vicks ki goli lo kichkich door karo. (Vicks)
If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are>-50-50. (Britannia)
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her - Take it easy. (Limca)
Those who succeed in love always say - We dream because we do. (Daewoo)

10 Common Photo Mistakes
By: Scott Bourne

Everyone makes mistakes. Even Ansel Adams through some of his negatives away. But what causes those mistakes? They are usually caused by lack of concentration. So here's a list of mistakes that many photographers make. By studying them, you can avoid them.

1. Blurry Pictures

How to recognize a Stroke !
During a 'Barbeque' a friend stumbled and took a little fall she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call  paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.  
They got  her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a  bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.

There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what she did, not how unfair life is, or not at whom made you do it. She has to just look at herself in all her glory and imperfection. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in her life?
Or
have you made up  in your mind that she is just messed up.

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein. Einstein is counting : 97,98,99 ...100. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

"Born in a devotional Brahmin family, I instinctively came to revere Hindu religion, Hindu history and Hindu culture. I had, therefore, been intensely proud of Hinduism as a whole. As I grew up I developed a tendency to free thinking unfettered by any superstitious allegiance to any isms, political or religious. That is why I worked actively for the eradication of untouchability and the caste system based on birth alone.

Gopal Godse, co-conspirator in Gandhi's assassination and brother of the assassin, looks back in anger--and without regret

On Jan. 30, 1948, Mohandas Gandhi was shot dead by Nathuram Godse, a Hindu extremist. Godse believed that the Mahatma, or great soul, was responsible for the 1947 partition of India and the creation of Pakistan. Godse and his friend Narayan Apte were hanged. His brother Gopal and two others were sentenced to life imprisonment for their part in the conspiracy. Gopal Godse remained in jail for 18 years and now, at 80, lives with his wife in a small apartment in Pune. He is still proud of his role in the murder. Although Godse is largely ignored in India and rarely talks to journalists, he agreed to speak with TIME Delhi correspondent Meenakshi Ganguly.

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.