1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........
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2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender almost got crushed..!!
Really Funny And different SMS
From A Tapori's Mobile
A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.
Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala
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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!
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The messages are just for Fun only not insulting anyone in anyway
Write a 'C' program about girlfriends :-
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Kya baat hai...:)
Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang mein gud gudi howe hai
Tharo SMS ka nahee kasoor
Maro mobile vibration pe howe he.
JAB BHI KANJUSI mein OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA.
Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,
Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....
1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho.
Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho.
Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.
2) Arz kiya hai :
Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,
Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..
Wah.,Wah.,
3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.
1) Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,bin tere hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum
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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.
2) Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good Night...
1) 5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER"...
2) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day"
4) Its a Fact-
A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..
Man and Wife r watching a Boxing match. Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'. Wife comments: "NOW you know how I Feel.?
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Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch?
Ans: Women's doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which one to watch...