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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi
main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Funny SMS

Kisi ne dil badal liye
kisi ne dhadkan badal li
aapke paas kuch na tha badalne ko
to aapne mandir ke bahar apni chappal badal li