Articles Tagged with Doctor

Computerised Diagnostics - Funny

Sunny May 6, 2012

One day Joe complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should go to the doctor.'

His friend advised 'Don't do that.

There is a computer at the drugstore that will diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do about it. It only costs $10.'

Joe figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with urine and deposited the $10.

The computer started making some noises and various lights started flashing.

After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper on which ...

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Laughter

Ragini Khanna May 1, 2012

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn't believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn't ...

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