Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
A Team comprising of a Writer, a Producer, a Director, etc applied to the Government of India with a Script to produce a Movie on Mahabharat.
All of them committed suicide later and the reason is very obvious as.......
Subject: Mahabharata
To: The Writer, Film Director & Film Producer, Mumbai
Ref: Film story submitted by you, regarding financing of films by Government of India , Your letter dt. ............. ......... .
The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that the Government has examined your proposal for financing a film called''Mahabharat' .
Frank, an avid golfer and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, Frank had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"
"I didn't have to," Frank replied. "Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'
The most challenging and rewarding things you'll ever do...A woman needs to feel as though she is the Love of your life.
Steps
1. Choose a great wife carefully. Then...
2. Tell her you love her when you hang up the phone with her, leave her, and generally as much as possible without being annoying or cheapening the phrase. You never know when your time is up so always remember to make sure she knows how much you love her!
3. Always greet your wife with a hug and kiss that says that you're happy to see her and do the same when you leave her to say you will miss her.
4. Be her greatest supporter. Be someone she knows that she can always count on. Be there for her when she has had a long day. Listen to her with attentive eyes and ears. Back her up "100" percent! Be prepared to talk with her about how she feels, (and, yes, how you feel, too).
President Barack Obama “There is not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America, there is the United States of America”
Barack Hussein Obama (Honolulu (Hawaii), August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current president of the United States and a first black American in this position. A member of the Senate and Illinois state representative and state senator between January 3, 2005 and November 16, 2008 before he was in the assembly of his home state. After defeating Republican candidate John McCain during the U.S. presidential election 2008 Obama was on January 20, 2009 at the inauguration at the Capitol was sworn in as president.
President Obama in his early life:
Steps
1. Enjoy pleasing him.Laughter keeps a marriage strong. Men like to be appreciated even after you've married them. To do so well, be a well-rounded, pleasing person yourself.
2. Have as your goal for each small interaction of your day, to leave him with a good feeling. Be supportive. Be nice. Be kind.
3. Listen to his day and share yours. Being married also means being intimate. Intimacy does not always have to include sex. Intimacy is listening to one another and feeling comfortable enough to tell one another anything.
4. Support him and try to understand his needs, a man likes nothing more than an understanding and an equally compromising wife.
5. Don't show him even the mildest forms of contempt. Contempt is poison in a relationship. It is fine to disagree with him, but do not take on an attitude of superiority, even subtly in passing, such as momentary smirking, sighs of disgust or eye-rolling.
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE
"I am changed on bed. Low sexual drive, Low Libido or complain about a headache."
More and more women try to find help when they are discouraged sexually. Look support from friends, professional’s health, such as psychiatrists and gynecologists. Rarely open with their partners because they felt threatened the stability of their relationships.
Often, they adopt the old attitude of fight or flight. That is, either fighting the problem by insisting on their sexual relationship, although not pleasant, pretending enjoyment and orgasm, which leaves the partner out of touch and excluded as support, or escape the sexual contact as the devil flees from the cross , complaining of headaches, fatigue and irritation, avoiding the support of the partner, which often feels rejected.
The once peaceful Hyderabad city is slowly becoming a crime capital and also a hub for terrorists. Now, a new wave of terror is spreading and that is in the form of ‘kidnapper-killers’. Earlier, kidnapping cases used to get sorted out with prompt police intervention.
But now, things have gone beyond control. The latest incident of the killing of Vaishnavi has put the rich parents of kids on their toes. Though it has happened in Vijayawada, and that too a family strife between first wife’s children and second wife of a real estate baron, the buzz is that similar gangs are now operating in Hyderabad as well and that is a cause for concern.
