It is often said that when it comes to the sex trade industry, only two categories of clients top in the list. They are the IT professionals, corporate guys or the real estate barons. Though the IT market has now reached the recovery stage, the professionals are not venturing back since they are recovering.

However, there are still few real estate barons who are continuing their ritual and it is heard that even heroines prefer to sleep with them. Apparently, they realize that the market is down and instead of taking money they are negotiating the deal in the form of lands, homes, flats etc.

One day, a young, new preacher was walking with an older, seasoned preacher in a garden. Feeling uncertain about God's plan for his life, the younger man asked the older man for some direction.

The veteran preacher picked a rosebud from a nearby bush and asked the younger man to open it without tearing any petals. The young man wondered what a rosebud could possibly have to do with knowing God's will for his life and ministry, but attempted to open the rosebud anyway.

It wasn't long before he realized how impossible this task was.

Noticing his difficulty, the older and wiser preacher said:

At the very outset, my compliments for the manner in which you've literally 'stolen' the headlines from your cousin Raj in the last fortnight. After the Assembly election defeat last October, there were many who had written you off as a weak, namby-pamby politician, who would be better off doing photography. But now, it seems that the 'fire' which burns inside Bal Thackeray is alive in the son too. After years of struggling to establish yourself, you have finally discovered the mantra for success as a Shiv Sena leader: find an 'enemy', threaten and intimidate them, commit the odd violent act, and, eureka!, you are anointed the true heir to the original 'T' company supremo.

Your cousin has chosen to bash faceless taxi drivers and students from North India, soft targets who are totally unprotected. You've been much braver. You've actually chosen to target national icons: Sachin Tendulkar, Mukesh Ambani, Shah Rukh Khan, powerful figures who most Indians venerate. Shah Rukh is no surprise since the Sena has always been uncomfortable with the Indian Muslim identity.

The distance mode sex business is picking-up like never before and both men and women prefer this due to many reasons. Firstly there is confidentiality and secondly there is convenience.

A lot of SMS’s are floating around and business is being solicited by posing as friends, even Russian babes and babes of other nationalities are available. Just posting an ad in the internet giving out certain details has hundreds of customers lining-up for the services. The services cut across all barriers, sex and financial status and looks are not of a great concern here. Even gay sex and lesbian sex partners are being made available.

A cheating case has been filed against megastar Chiranjeevi in greater Hyderabad. A person by name Cheguma Reddy, who hails from Arutla village near Ibrahimpatnam few days back wanted to register a case of cheating against Chiranjeevi. But the police refused to register the case and later he approached the local court.

Accordingly the local court ordered the local police station in Ibrahimpatnam to register a case against Chiranjeevi.

The petitioner Mr Reddy said " Chiranjeevi campaigned in the last assembly elections on 'Samajika Telangana' slogan but he completely changed his track and is now fighting for 'United AP' slogan so I got cheating case under section 420 registered on him".

Vowing to carry out attacks across India, Pakistan-occupied Kashmir-based terror group HuJI has warned international sportspersons against visiting the country to participate in upcoming events like the Hockey World Cup, IPL and Commonwealth Games.

Asia Times Online claimed Ilyas Kashmiri, a former Pakistani commando whose 313 Brigade is an operational arm of al-Qaida, has vowed to continue attacks across India while threatening international sportspersons to face the consequences if they chose to visit the country.

With the black clouds about Telangana gradually going away, the silver lining in the sky is gradually being visible. Here we are talking of software jobs picking-up in Hyderabad. Slowly but surely software professionals are being hired, and this is a good sign!

Companies like TCS have assured that they would honor all their call letters which they have given to newcomers in the past one to two years. Even Satyam-Mahindra is hiring now.

Many industry analysts claim that the rally is being led by domestic boom in the industrial sector and this will be the case for another 3-5 years. Business from US clients will gradually comedown, there will be more domestic clients.

When in doubt, Uddhav Thackeray always pulls out the trump card, Bal Thackeray, from his pack in the hope that it's one ace that will never fail with the Marathi manoos. Well, guess what. It seems to have boomeranged badly if public perception is any indication.

Ever since he lost the elections, Shiv Sena President Uddhav has struggled to first explain the defeat, then the rise of his cousin Raj Thackeray and, of course, what his party stands for. Not too long ago, when Raj floated the Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS), he had proclaimed that he had "no desire to follow his uncle's brand of politics". But defeat has replaced bravado with desperation.

The ensuing farce in the streets, in television studios and in the Twitterworld is no less dramatic than any Mumbai tamasha.

Ford Figo is the latest Ford car by the Ford Motor Company in India. Ford Figo was unveiled last year in Sep 09. Have been reading some great reviews for the Figo car. It seems the car is going to be launched in the first quarter of 2010. Waiting to buy the car, the car not only looks stylist but is available in some great colours.

I am excited to buy the car and with 28 new ford dealer facilities in India, booking the car would not be a problem.