Story of a Simple Girl.....and a Loving Boy

meera Nov 19, 2005

From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.

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Girls.....Check this Out...Adv of getting Divorced

meera Nov 19, 2005

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

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NEW Email Virus Thread ...

Sunny Nov 19, 2005

URGENT VIRUS

Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning from Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to *everybody* you know who accesses the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation " *Life is beautiful. pps*".

If you receive it *DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES *, and *delete it* immediately. if you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: " *It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful*", subsequently you will *LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC* and the person who sent it to you gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

what is ur hobby ?

Senoreta Nov 18, 2005

A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby.

She said " Let's start with the boys first.

The Boys start giving their intro.......
First boy : "My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub."
The Teacher was confused to listen and said, "Intresting - well, ok.

A Touching love story!!

Sunny Nov 17, 2005

"A touching love story that 'll make u cry"
10th Grade:-
       As I sat there in English class,
       I stared at the girl next to me.
       She was my so called 'best friend'.
       I stared at her long, silky hair,
       and wished she was mine.

Men Bashing

Cute Girl Nov 16, 2005

How do you get a man on the roof?

Tell him the beers on the house.

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

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jokes -- worth reading it

lovely Nov 14, 2005

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as : "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife : "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

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Newton's Common Sense

Cute Girl Nov 12, 2005

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count upto 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rite in front of Einstein. Einstein is counting : 97,98,99 ...100. He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Telugu Culture & Heritage Museum on Kailasagiri

Sunny Nov 11, 2005

VUDA and the World Telugu Federation have signed the Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) for establishing "Telugu Samskritika Niketanam" under the project Telugu Cultural and Heritage Museum on Kailasagiri, on Wednesday here at the conference hall, VUDA Office. The Museum intended to promote and popularize the Telugu Culture & Heritage since the beginning of Satavahana era. The History of Telugu people will be depicted through pictures and other forms of display and a Light & Sound show will also be organized to enlighten the visitors on Telugu History.

Something About Wives

lovely Nov 11, 2005

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."  I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied," In the lake."

THE INDIAN MOM!.........This is really good!!!

Sunny Nov 10, 2005

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye

Do You Know they Got it from us

lovely Nov 8, 2005

Do you know these are the name originated from India but adapted by other countries. I hope it makes sense.

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The Student Visa "Crapshoot"

Cute Girl Nov 7, 2005

Getting a visa is an iffy proposition, says immigration lawyer David Ware. Still, there are ways international students can lift their chances

How difficult is it for international students to get a student visa? They may not be as hard to obtain as some believe, but there's plenty of uncertainty to the process, according to David Ware, a lawyer and author who specializes in immigration issues. As Ware notes, consuls who make the determination have about three minutes to decide each case.

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Announcements at Airlines

meera Nov 7, 2005

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the
captain :

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat Comforted by the captain's next announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers Are on the right side of the plane".

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Godse's defense speech in court

Sunny Nov 5, 2005

"Born in a devotional Brahmin family, I instinctively came to revere Hindu religion, Hindu history and Hindu culture. I had, therefore, been intensely proud of Hinduism as a whole. As I grew up I developed a tendency to free thinking unfettered by any superstitious allegiance to any isms, political or religious. That is why I worked actively for the eradication of untouchability and the caste system based on birth alone.

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