Heavenly Paradise

meera Sep 23, 2005

owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests
to GOD...HE has started a new call centre...
called HEAVENLY PARADISE...more details below.

Enjoy this................................**********

What Actually Love Is?

Sunny Sep 21, 2005

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry?
When we imagine? When we kiss?
This is because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life.

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Make & Keep Friends

Sunny Sep 7, 2005

Ten Ways To Make And Keep Friends

Don't we all want to make more and more friends because we can have such fun together and help each other with studies, homework, looking good and hobbies. It's not just you who finds going up to other kids to say Hi difficult the first time - everybody feels awkward and self-conscious.

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There were two nuns

Sunny Sep 6, 2005


There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

why women are lucky?

Shilpa Sep 6, 2005

  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological excuses.
  • It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's pathetic to be a mommy's boy.
  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in our clothes.
  • Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics.
  • We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.
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Wife Software

Cute Girl Sep 5, 2005

A software engineer wrote:

Subject: Failed Upgrade

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

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Great Advice

Sunny Sep 5, 2005

You may not believe in this but the advice is great!

  • Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
  • Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
  • Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
  • When you say, "I love you", mean it.
  • When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
  • Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
  • Believe in love at first sight.
  • Never laugh at anyone's dreams.

Element Woman

Sunny Sep 5, 2005

Finally - an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man!

Element: Woman

Symbol: WO+  

Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden  

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 - 200 kg  

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas  


1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.

2. Boils at room temperature.

3. Freezes without any known reason.

Indian Hell

Sunny Aug 25, 2005

A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.

An English Lady who loved India

meera Aug 24, 2005

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster.She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew he meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . 

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Multiple Intelligences

Sunny Aug 24, 2005

Most of the people are not aware of multiple intelligences. Before trying to define multiple intelligences, it is appropriate to look at the definition of “intelligence.

Meeting Women Isn’t Magic

Sunny Aug 17, 2005

Isn’t it fascinating if you’re successful with the woman you encounter? No, then stop reading, not even a word. This is for those who want to be successful with women.

What I mean meeting is not just getting introduced, there’s lot of difference between guy meets a woman and guy gets a woman and this deals with how a guy gets a woman, not just meeting.

You would be jealous when you see a short, lean, dark guy having nice girlfriend, yes, it’s human instance, but how to overcome?

Unfortunately, many men will excuse themselves from success by saying, “I’m not rich or famous… I’m not tall or handsome. I don’t have a chance to be successful like those other guys.” This, of course, puts the idea of success into the mental realm of impossibility.

Queen of Dreams

Sunny Aug 10, 2005

Dearest Queen of My Dreams,

I have nowhere to be found hope on my life to live on and sense like nothing to do with my life as it was.

Suddenly, a light flashes at me. Something makes me to see the light for a while and in no time I came to know it was a young lady. She was so beautiful. She looks like a fairy. The minute I saw her it regained my energies and built the wish to live and to share every moment of life with her. I keep on looking into her eyes. It has taken me to some fairy places which were far away from the earth, where we can live, which is far beyond to imagine. It is called a “land of beauty”. And I was so amazed by this experience. I cannot describe to you my feelings on this piece. I felt like flying without wings. I have seen all the mystique places and the hidden beauty in this universe.

My Poetry

Sunny Aug 10, 2005

I have seen you in my dreams
My heart is waiting for you
But, still I don’t know you
I haven’t seen you in real
Let me say something…. I love you.

Please tell me where you are
I love you; I live for you
I saw you in my room
Staring and winking at me
I thought you’re born for me.

Please don’t say no to me
I can’t live with out you
Don’t you know?
You’re my life; you’re my breath
You’re everything to me…………

Casting Crisis:Effective handling of catastrophe in the Business Entity

Sunny Aug 10, 2005

Crisis: An unstable or crucial time or state of affairs whose outcome will make a decisive difference for better or worse (Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary). 

With the increasing complexities in business, at any point of time there would be a risk of encountering a situation, which may invariably damage the health or reputation of a company in some way or other if handled improperly by the management. 

As everyone knows, crisis situations can, and do, occur on any project during any stage of development and/or at any time. "Planning before Panic" during a crisis is the key to keeping oneself motivated to continue and a successful (and profitable) business outcome. ( Dennis Woolbert, CEO)

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