Laughter

Ragini Khanna May 1, 2012

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn't believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn't ...

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Smart Answers

Ragini Khanna May 1, 2012

1- Principal : Are u chewing gum?
Student : No i m human being...:

2- Wife :we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is well cooked

3- Father :shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son : No, only when i give exams

4- Guest :Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy :No, u'll have to walk as well

5- Girl : I have changed my mind.
Boy :Thank God! Does the new one  work ?

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New drugs coming out

Sunny May 1, 2012

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.  Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin & Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.  After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage ...

10 THINGS THAT KILLS A GIRL...

Sunny May 1, 2012

1. When she sees her boyfriend talking to other girls..and the girl starts flirting...!  ♥
2. when her boyfriend n her r texting/ instant messaging n the guy doesn't text her/msg her back fast enough...!  ♥  
3. when her boyfriend has the same class as her n he ignores her n hangs out with other friends...! ♥
4. when she sees her boyfriend checking out other girls while she's with him...!  ♥  
5. when she has to wait outside the movie theaters looking like a loner while she waits for her boyfriend that's 20 minutes late...!  ♥
 
6. when her boyfriend acts like hes going to ...

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Girls Please Read This and Stay Safe - THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES

Sunny Apr 26, 2012

GIRLS PLEASE READ THIS AND STAY SAFE & GUYS PLEASE DO SHARE THIS "THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES" (PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.)

It seems that a lot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.

THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG...
FYI - Through a rapist's eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are ...

How To Get Best Weight Gain Supplements For Women?

Dr Easton Apr 14, 2012

Nowadays, a lot of products are easily available in the market that can help any woman to increase her weight. However, it is quite a topic of debate that such products are really safe because, various companies only advertise about the positive effects of their products by cleverly covering the adverse effects. Moreover, such dangerous products are sold today that can potentially damage your body. Furthermore, various products might also lead to diseases that are fatal, for example heart problems, and kidney dysfunctions. And, in such desperate times, when companies are only interested in the profits, usage of herbal weight gain supplements for women are ...

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Where Can I Get Right Weight Gain Supplements For Men?

Dr Easton Apr 14, 2012

Weight gain supplements for men are easily available in market. But, it is important to choose a right product that can help to increase body weight in a healthy way. In addition, it is important to understand that an impressive personality can enhance the confidence of any individual. Also, an attractive personality is essential for a successful life, because it can boost your desire to be a part of successful community. And, people with good health not only live but also enjoys the life. So, a right supplement helps in developing personality by improving the overall health of the user.

Nevertheless, to increase bodyweight, ...

Do Rapid Weight Gain Supplements And Products Work And Good For Health?

Dr Easton Apr 14, 2012

Developing an attractive personality is a dream for many. Moreover, good personality is an asset, which can lead an individual towards success. Furthermore, any individual with a strong personality can impress others more easily than thin people. In addition, many individuals with a thin body try to develop a good personality but they fail, because they are unable to perform the exercises which are meant for people with good muscle mass. However, there are many supplements available in the market that claims to increase weight but, it is important to choose a supplement that can help to increase weight without causing adverse effects to the ...

How To Find Best Weight Gain Supplements To Build Muscle Mass?

Dr Easton Apr 14, 2012

Most of the males are quite crazy to gain weight and muscle mass. Moreover, inappropriate weight can make your personality dull. And, any person with a dull personality cannot impress people around him, due to which his entire life gets affected. In particular, the professional life of a thin person is not very much successful as compared to a person with attractive personality. In addition, dull personality also negatively affects the love life, which can lead a person with dull personality to loneliness. Besides, appropriate weight also helps to be healthy and strong. Nevertheless, thin individuals are often frustrated because, they are unable to shape ...

How To Increase Appetite Naturally To Gain Weight Fast?

Dr Easton Apr 9, 2012

Many people around the world are suffering from poor appetite, due to which they have become underweight. Besides, today's culture is concerned with weight loss, but we did forget about the ill effects of being underweight. Moreover, inadequate bodyweight can lead an individual towards a lot of chronic health problems, for example cardiovascular disorder, and frailty. Nevertheless, apart from most individuals who would prefer to feel less hungry, underweight individuals are seeking for certain products that can increase appetite naturally to gain weight fast. However, a variety of products are available in the market to enhance the appetite but, most of them are chemically made, ...

Herbal Remedy for Loss of Appetite, Herbal Appetite Enhancer

Dr Easton Apr 9, 2012

Nowadays, a lot of people suffer from appetite problems. Moreover, a decreased appetite can be addressed as a reduced desire to eat. Furthermore, it is a problem that can lead to various physical ailments, for example renal disorders. In addition, it can give rise to weight issues by making an individual alarmingly underweight. Also, this problem can cause nutrition deficiency, which can affect the proper functioning of vital organs. Nevertheless, a large number of companies have launched many products that can stimulate the appetite but, the chemical-based products can cause side effects, which may lead to chronic physical ailments, for example heart diseases. However, herbal ...

How To Find Best Natural Herbal Underweight Treatment Remedy Supplement?

Dr Easton Apr 9, 2012

Being underweight is like being overweight. Moreover, an individual can be considered to be underweight if he weighs 10 percent less than the ideal weight. And, ideal weight is calculated on the basis of given height, built, and sex of an individual. However, weighing less than 20 percent of the ideal weight is considered as a harmful condition for overall health and well being of the suffering individual. Furthermore, being skinny can cause various physical and psychological disorders, for example disorders of digestive system, and low self esteem. Besides, in severe cases, malnutrition might lead a suffering individual towards more severe ailments, for example cardiovascular ...

Underweight Health Risks And Natural Cure For Underweight Problems

Dr Easton Apr 9, 2012

Many individuals assume that being thin is quite healthy than being fat. But, the fact is that, being underweight has just many health risks as being overweight. However, it is unfortunate that market is full of products that help people to loose weight. And, most of the companies have forgotten about the individuals who are severely underweight which are known as hard gainers in the fitness industry. Nevertheless, it is true that obesity can cause a number of health problems, but being skinny also leads an individual to lots of severe ailments, for example cardiac diseases, impotency, and increased risk of cancer. Besides, an individual ...

Herbal Acne Remedy In Curing Pimples And Scars

Jhon Napier Mar 29, 2012

Pimple is a common form of acne. It is a problem that can lead to stubborn scars and disfiguring of the skin. Hyperactive oil glands located at the base of a hair follicle produce huge amounts of sebum that collects within a tiny skin lesion. In course of time acne bacteria attack the lesions and infect them. As a result of the infection the lesion and the skin around the lesion become inflamed and pus-filled and a pimple takes its full shape. The scarring caused by pimples may take a toll on the person's self-confidence. A pimple is also differently called a pustule or zit. ...

How To Prevent Hair Loss And Dandruff, Preventive Measures

Jhon Napier Mar 29, 2012

Dandruff related hair loss is a major problem these days. Everyone wants dense hair on their head but imagine the distress when they see loads of hair in their comb, rubber band or wash basin. Dandruff is a condition characterized by hair loss, itchy scalp and falling off of tiny white flakes from the scalp. These white flakes look like snow flakes and they fall off and often settle on your shoulders. Dandruff problem is medically termed as Seborrheic dermatitis. Dandruff is a stubborn problem for many and occurs on a recurrent basis.

Some of the causes of dandruff could be increased sebum production ...

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