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Computerised Diagnostics - Funny

Sunny May 6, 2012

One day Joe complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should go to the doctor.'

His friend advised 'Don't do that.

There is a computer at the drugstore that will diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do about it. It only costs $10.'

Joe figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with urine and deposited the $10.

The computer started making some noises and various lights started flashing.

After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper on which ...

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Smart Answers

Ragini Khanna May 1, 2012

1- Principal : Are u chewing gum?
Student : No i m human being...:

2- Wife :we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is well cooked

3- Father :shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son : No, only when i give exams

4- Guest :Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy :No, u'll have to walk as well

5- Girl : I have changed my mind.
Boy :Thank God! Does the new oneĀ  work ?

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Why Are Americans Jobless ?

Sunny Feb 8, 2010

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES) .

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

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