+18 Non Vez Fanny Sms
vikas gupta • onHumor 10 years ago • 2 min read

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz Taiyar ho jati hai.

Sardar go 4 sex with wife Wife - please aaj mat karo, mera upwas hai.. Sardar gusse se => bhenchod mere ld pe kya aata laga hai, Jo upwas tut jayega >

Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha " kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?" Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalet the aaj se life time karwa liya.

Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha beti chai aati hai. Ladki boli chutiye mujhe abhi tak dudh nahi aata. Chai kya ghanta aayegi

Ek budha blue film dekhte huyejor se haath ko jatka dene laga Ladka- kya hua baba ? Baba- kya hona hai, 30 saal bad khada hua tho Aaj haath so gaya..

Sardar : aaj ghr jate hi biwi ki chaddi utarunga. Dost : aaj bade mood me ho ? Sardar : ghanta bhenchod, bahut tight hai yaar, Subah galti se biwi ki pehan li thi.

Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ? Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..

Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he choti Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall´ Me bajani hai

Lady - shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady - 36 no. Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kyalena hai...

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha, Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi, Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi .. Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana, Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana, Muskurate huye kehna ki.. Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana. Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi, Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi, Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha, I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

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