SWEET MESSAGES
] Everyone wants to be sun that light
up your life. But I’d rather be u’r moon,
so I can shine on u during your darkest
hour, when sun isn’t around.
] Dekha to mera saaya bhi mujhse juda mila,
Socha to har kisise mera silsila mila, Shehar-e-
Bewafa mein ab kise ab ehel-e-wafa kahein.
Humse gale mile who bhi bewafa mila.
] Jab tumhe upar wale ne banaya hoga to
Bahut maaza aaya hoga, hasi di bachcho wali,
surat di bholi bhali, Mizaz diya cool,
aur dimag gaya bhool… Hahahahaha.
4.] Smile ever udas never! Speak ever gumsum never!
Share ever, chupa never! Care ever, humhe bholna
Never. B’coz hum hai frnds 4ever.
] Hi! Can you do me a favour plz, if u rn’t busy, if u
Don’t mind it will not take much of u’r time
and if u can do it 4 me, Can u smile 4 me!
] Lots of things go unquestioned; lots of things go
Unanswered, few words go unsaid,
few go unheard, and some dreams are born dead,
Some are buried alive. That’s life.
] I may not give you always what expected of a
Friend.I may get too busy with my work.
But deep down inside lies
A heart which values u more than u’ll ever know.
] Honey said to sugar, we are the sweetest on this
Earth God laughed N said, wait I think you Met the
person reading this message….. Sweet dreams…!
] Mobile ke rules.
] Arz kiya hai.. Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar
Kiya. tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya,
aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya!
] Hi! Where are you? R u free 2morrow? Can u come
2 morrow….
Bcoz 2morrow we r opening a new mental hospital.
And we need a mental patient 2 inaugurate.
] My love should be
My medicine when I m in pain,
My letter when I m far,
My smile when I m sad,
My handkerchief when I cry,
& my life when I die!
] Ho chuki raat ab to so bhi jao,
Jo hai dil ke karib uske khayalo mei kho bhi jayo,
Kar raha hoga koi apka intezar,
Khwabo mein hi sahi unse mil to aao.
]Best relationships needs no promises no demands
N no expectations, it just needs two people one
Fool Like u n one cool like me.
]O SMS! Meri dost ko hello kehna,
Save kare to shukriya kehna,
DELETE kare to maaf karna,
Aur agar padhkar mujhe yaad kare
To I MISS U kehna.
] Fiza par to asar hawaon ka hota hai,
Mohobat par asar to adaon ka hota hai,
Koi aise hai ki kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
Kuch kasoor to nigaho ka bhi hota hai.
]Yu to koi bhi tanha nahi hota,
Chah kar kisise Juda nahi hota,
Mohhobat ko majbooriya hi le dubti hai,
Varna koi khushi se bewafa nahi hota.
]Koi dost hai na raqeeb hai,
Tera shehar kitna ajeeb hai,
Yahan kiska chera padha karo,
Yahaan kaun kitna kareeb hai….
Hamsafar hota koi to baant lete dooriyan,
Raah chalte log kya samjhein meri majbooriya.
]In life, god doesn’t give u people u want instead
He gives u people u need. To teach u, 2 hurt u, 2 luv
U, N make u exactly d way he wants u 2 b The Best!
] Gile kaagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalata bhi nahi aur bahata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele ho gaye hain aaj kal,
Koi sataata bhi nahi aur manaata bhi nahi.
]Samahjte hai who ki pathar hai hum,
Unko thokar maar jayenge, Who ek baar
kehde nafrat hai humse, Pathar to kya phool
banker bhi unke raah mein naa aayenge.
] Man: “I know how to please woman.”
Woman:” then please leave me alone.”
]Ek pal ka ehsas banke aate ho tum,
Dusre hi pal khusbo ki tarah udd jate ho tum.
Jante ho darr lagta hai tanhaiyon se humein
Phir bhi tanha humhe chod jate ho tum!
] Nigahe aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskurahat apaki shaan hai
Rakhna hifazat se tum apne aap ko,
Kyunki aap jaan ho hamari. Take care!
] 5 NICE WORDS,”I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT U.”
4 CARING WORDS,”I CARE FOR U.”
3 CARING WORDS,:”I LOVE U.”
2 CUTE WORDS,:”MISS U.”
1 SPECIAL WORD,:”U.”
] Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
Dil ko jazbat ka tohfa nahi dete,
Dene ko hum aapko chand bhi dede,
Chand ko koi chand ka tohfa nahi dete.
]I looked back u, I thought I saw u,
I listened carefully, I thought I heard u
But no one was around
Then I realized that I m….. Missing u.
] Tum se nahi milte to koi gum nahi,
Bus baat karo ye milne se kam nahi,
Pyar mein dhoka de woh hum nahin. Humara
Pyar sacha hi “maine pyar kiya” se kum Nahi.
] I can’t find a reason why god made you close to
Me, But that’s not the question……………
May be the question is...
How did he know that I needed u?
]Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi.
Khata sirf itni hai ki hum batate nahi.
Pyar aapka anmol hai humare liye
Aap janate hai is liye jatate nahi.
]Caring for someone is easy
But making someone care for u is hard.
Now I keep wondering,
How did you make it so easy for me to care for u.
]Alone when I open my hands n look at criss cross
Lines, I always think which one of the lines
made me so lucky That I got u.
]Be careful 2 whom ever u give ur heart
Bcoz when u give ur heart 2 someone
Ur not only giving that person the right to luv me
But also the power to hurt u.
] Hum who nahi jo bhool jaya karte hai
Hum who hai jo nibhaya karte hai
Dur rehkar milna jara mushkil hopar hum
Yaad banke hichkiyon mein bas jaya karte hai!
]Tum se dosti karne wale kum na honge
Waqt ke saath shayad hum na honge
Chahe kisi se bhi kitni dosti kar lena
Lekin aapke yaado ke haqdar hum hi honge.
] Har khushi dil ke karib nahin hoti
Zindagi gumo se door bhi nahi hoti
Are dost dosti ko sambhalkar rakhana
Dosti har kisike nasib mein nahi hoti.
]Jiske paas kuch nahi uspe duniya hasti hai
Jiske paas sabh kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai
Hamare paas aapki dosti hai
Jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai.
]Kyon humhe kisiki talash hoti hai
Kyon dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai
Chand ko dekho who bhi to tanha hai
Phir bhi uske chandni se roshan har raat hoti hai
]Blue- a person u admire
Pink- a person u r close to
Black- some one u can not understand much
White- a person u like spending time with
Yellow- someone who cheers up
Green- the person who annoys u
Red- the person u dislike
Purple- the person u love
Which color will u select 4 me?
] Each time I sms u good morning.
It’s not just a good morning greeting.
There is a silent message saying I
Thought of u as I woke up this morning
Good morning!
]Friendship is like a needle of a clock.
Though v r in the same clock,
V r not able to meet.
Even if v meet, it’s only for a few seconds.
But we always stay connected.
] Ro rahe ho to hasayenge.
Rooth jao to manayenge.
Bhool gaye to yaad aayenge.
Hum apke dost hai saaya nahi
Jo andhere mein aapka saath chod jayenge.
] Dil se tera khayal na jaye to karo,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karo,
Hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe du,
Magar kismat who lamha na laye to kya karu!
] Badal gujara magar barsat nahi aayi.
Dil dhadka magar awaz nahi aayi
Din guzarne ko hai par kya aapko
Ek baar bhi hamari yaad nahi aayi?
] Tanhai mein faryaad to kar sakte hai,
Virane ko abad kar sakte hai.
Kya hua aapse mil nahi sakte,
Lekin aapko dil se yaad to kar sakti hai!
] Kisi khushnaseeb ki taqdeer ho tum.
Khawbo ki sachi tasveer ho tum,
Aur kya kahe apki shaan mein,
Mere haatho mein dosti ki lakeer ho tum!
] Har rishton ka mukam nahi hota,
Pyar ke rishte ka naam nahi hota,
Khoja jaye aapko dosti ki roshni se,
Aap jaisa dost kiske liye aam nahi hota.
] Khushiyo ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge
sukun banker dil mein uttar jayenge,
mehasus karne ki koshish to kijiye
dur hoke bhi aapke pass nazar aayenge.
] Tum se nahi milte to koi gum nahi.
Bus baat karo ye milne se kam nahi.
Dati mein dhokhade who hum nahi.
Hamari dosti “rang de basanti” se kam nahi
] Apni zindagi mein mujhe sharik samajna
Koi gum aaye to mujhe karib samajna
De saku muskurahat aansuo ke badle
hazaro dosto mein thoda aziz samajna.
] Apni dosti raymonds jaise nahi since 1925
Nahi ICICI ki tarah 8 am to 8 pm
Apni dosti to LIC ki tarah hai
Zindagi ke saath bhi zindagi ke baad bhi.
] A flower never knows how beautiful it is.
A sea never know how deep it is
And u never no how valuable U r 4 me
So always take care!
] Birth is start of life,
Beauty is the art of life,
Mysteries are part of life,
But frnds like u are part of life
And off course life is favorite myself.
] Mana hum itne sweet nahi ke diabetes ho jaye,
Nahi itne salty ke B P badh jaye
Nahi itne tasty ke maaza aa jaye
Par hum itne kadwe bhi nahi ke yaad na aaye!
] Lahron ko pyar tha kinaro se
Par uski shaadi ho gayi saagar se
Kinare ki preet lehro ko khichaapne paas le aati hai
Badnaam na ho maohbat uski, isliye who laut jati
Hain!
] Don’t love a frnd who hurts u…
Don’t hurt a frnd who loves u...
Sacrifice everything for a frnd
But don’t sacrifice a frnd 4 anything.
] Dosti karo to dhoka mat dena,
Doston ko aasuon ka tohfa mat dena,
Dil se rroye koi tumhe yaad karke,
Aisa kisiko mauka mat dena.
] Aankho pe aasuon ki lakeer ban gayi,
Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gayi
Humne to firai thi yu hi reth par ungliya
Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasvir ban gayi.
]Sun is upset & moon is happy.
Sun is missing u & moon is
Going to be with u 4 whole night.
Have a lovely night ….
Take care & good night!
] When u feel nobody with u ..
U r alone.. then just look at sky..
U might not see me…..
But be happy that we are under the same sky…!
] Life is an echo , all comes back.
The good, the bad , the false , the true.
So give the world the best u have……
And the best will come back to u….!
] Waqt ke panne palatkar fir woh
haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai.
Muskuraya karte the sab dost milkar
Unhe aaj saath dekhne ko aaj dil taras jata hai..!
] I…Wish 4 you
Great start 4 Monday
no obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday &
Great fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week!
] A lover will usually tell u
That I will be with u in all u’r troubles.
A true friend forever will say that
U will never have troubles when I’m with u
]There was a husband who daily sent his wife
A rose whenever he was out.
1 day he died b’coz of cancer still his wife recd
A rose everyday. She was shocked, she asked florist
He said that her husband had paid in advance for her
Whole life. So luv some1 so much that it remains 4
Ever!
] We always know that looking back
On the tears would make us laugh…..
But we never know that looking
Back on moments we laughed together
Would make us cry!
] People will always throw stones
In your path……
It depends on u what u want to
Make out of it- a wall or a bridge.
Have a superb day…..!
] Hasi ne labo pe thirakna chod diya
Khawbo ne sapno mein aana chod diya
Nahi ab to hickiya bhi
Shayad apne yaad karma chod diya!
GOOD NIGHT!
] Feelings are many but words r few,
Clouds r dark but sky is blue,
Love is a paper life is glue
Everything is false only frndship is true!
] Mistakes are painful when they happen,
But years later a collection of mistakes
Are called experiences which lead us to success….!
] SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena
Hai, kya dun?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de.
] A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
] Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
Mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha
tha.
] Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
He finds d egg empty . . . Gets frustrated & if
say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion
karati hai?
75.] Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??
So.. santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa
kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..
] Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
] Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto
Main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
] Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho
Jayunga…
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
] Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio
Says this is ALL INDIA RADIO!
] What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
] Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
]Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
] Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam,
I dont know who is Jayanthi.
] Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took
the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
] Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
] On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
] Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
] 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
] Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
] Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
] Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
] Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar: Punjab .
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in
Punjab.
] American told sardar: Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar: Kya bath hai.
Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
] How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
] Duriyon se fark padta nahin,
Baat to dilon ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai,
Dosti to kuch khas aap jaiso se hai,
Warna mulaqat na jane kitno se hoti hai.
] Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyun hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usise mohobat kyon hai,
Kitne kaante hai in raaho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usiki chahat kyon hai.
] Love is giving some one the ability to
Destroy u and trusting them not to
] Zindagi mein raahein kaise bhi ho gujar jayenge,
Ek din hum bhi chupke se mar jayenge,
Aaj hain sabke dil men,
Kal ashk banker palko se nikal jayenge…….
] Beta : papa papa muze bander dekhana hai
papa : beta , abhi nahi
Beta : per kyu nahi
Papa : kyuki beta, bander abhi sms padh raha hai.
] I don’t know how many meter make a mile
Nor do I know how long is the rever nile
But I always smile whenever I c ur name on my
Mobile.
] Thought for life time:
“ Don’t let someone become a priority in your life
when you are just an option in their life
Hv a gr8 day.
]“Expecting the world to treat u fairly bcoz u r a
Good is a little like expecting the lion not to
Attack u b’coz u r a vegetarian.
Sometimes messages are like your brain…
] Life gives answer in 3 ways.
It says yes n gives what u want.
It says no n gives u something better.
It says wait n gives u the best.
] Heated gold becomes ornament
Beated copper becomes wires,
Depleted stone becomes statue
So the more pain u get in life
The more valuable u become.
] If I would know that I gone die tomorrow
I will 23 hrs with u if u wonder wht about
The last hrs,
In that I will find someone who can
take care of u and love u always
Gooooood 9t.
] In life, we have a lot 2 lose and very little 2
Choose, Whenever u get a chance 2 choose
Do it wisely n see that u will never lose what u
Choose!
] Agar aapki duniya aasman hai to sitare aapke dost
Honge. Un sitaro me hame na dhundhna
Kyon ki aapki tammana puri karne wala tutte
Sitare hum honge. good morning………….!
] Hard work is like a stairs and Luck is like a lift
Lift may fail sometimes but whatever may be the
Occasion. Stairs will always get u 2 the Top.
] Whatever is beautiful,
Whatever is meaningful
Whatever gives u happiness
May all that be urs—
Today, Tomorrow and forever!
] Dooriyo se fark padta nahi,
Baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai,
Dosti to kuch khaas aap jaiso se hoti ha,
Varna mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai…
] Love starts with eye grows with KISS and ends
With tears,
But FRIENDSHIP starts with hands grows with
Understanding and ends with death
Gooooooooooooooooooood Morning!
] Face your past without Regret.
Handle your present with confidence .
Prepare for Future without Fear
Good Morning!
] Nothing can be changed by changing the face but
Everything can be changed by facing the change.
Have a NICE DAY with many changes in life…
] Rab se aapki khushi mangte hai
Duao me aapki hasi mangte hai.
Sochte hai kya mangu aapse?
Chalo aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hai..
]Dosti karo to dhoka mat dena,
Doston ko aasuoon ka tohfa mat dena,
Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad kark,
Aisa kisiko mauka mat dena…….
] The happiest people don’t have everthing in life..
They just make the Best of EVERYTHING that Life
brings their way…!! Good Morning………………
] Reliance ki nai add:
bhaad me gaya baap ka sapna,
Achha juva ho gaya batwara apana,
Karne chale the duniya mutti me,
Lag gayi vaat chutki mein…
] Ek hasi jo hasa de,
Ek aasu jo rula de.
Ek aarju jo jaga de,
Ek chahaat jo samaz le,
Ek aahat jo jan le ,
Usi rishte ka naam hai “Dosti”.
] Bumper offer Send me SMS & Win 10 lakh ki car
Ka photo 29” TV ka BOX
Canada jane wale plane ko TA- TA karne ka mouka
Aur mere saath DINNER Woh bhi aap ke ghar.
] Hai Moon!Dim ur light
Hello Wind! Breeze Soft….
Hai Flower! Blossom Slowly ….
Hello Earth! Spin Gently…..
Bcoz, My friend is going to sleep!
Good Night….
] Failure should never go to ur heart
And success should never go to ur head!
Be simple & Think simple.
Good morning………
] Bin sawan barsat nahi hoti
Suraj dube bin rat nahi hoti
Kya karu ab kuch aise halat hai apni
Aapko yaad kiye bina din ki shuruwat nahi hoti.
Good mooooooooooorning......!
] Palpal taraste the us pal ke liye,
Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal ke liye,
Socha tha use zindagi ka haseen pal bana denge,
Par who pal ruka bhi to bas ek pal ke liye..!
] Koi ho baat na dil se lagana,
Agar apna samjho tohi batana,
Bhool ho humse to samjhana,
Samjho jo haq to jatana,
Ki hai dosti to dil se nibhana!
] Wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi,
Unse milne ki tamana sukun tabah kar gayi,
Aahat hui socha dua asar kar gayi,
Darwaza khola to dekha mazak humse hawa
kar Gayi…………….!
] Suna hai aapki ek smile par log marte hai…
So keep smiling to reduce population.
!
!
Ab bas bhi karo,
Sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya!
] When a frnd needs u’r love, show him u’r care,
If he needs attention let him know u’r there.
Be ready to help him when his load becomes hard
To bear. B’coz u can’t be a frnd until u learn to
Share! Have a wonderful day……………………!
] Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal mai aaj jaise koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha hi is dil mai rahegi,
Chahe puri umar mulaqat ho na ho!
] Kaash khushiyo ki dukan hoti,
Jisse hamari bhi pehchan hati,
Bhar dete jholi tuhari khushiyo se,
Keemat chahe hamari jaan hoti!
] Un taaron mai maine dekha aur ek sitara,
Jo is waqt ……….. mai baitkar padh raha hai
SMS humara!
]Happy new year!
Soch rahe ho aaj kyon?
Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai!
Happy holi once again!
] The word HELLO means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=like to hear frm u.
L=love 2 see u soon.
O=obvious miss u .
Good Mrng!
] May u begin this day with as mile on u’r face,
& with happiness for u’r soul to embrace.
Good Morning…………………..!
] Don’t marry Airtel girl, they say express u’rself,
Don’t marry BSNL girl , they roam freely.
Don’t marry Hutch girl, dog follow u..
Marry Reliance girl , buy one get one free!!!.....!
] Aasman ke tare aksar poochte hai hamse
Kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uske laut aane ka ,
Aur ye dil muskura ke kehta hai mujhe to ab tak
Yakin na hua uske chale jaane ka………..!
] Hazaro jhopadiyan jab jalkar rakh hoti hai
Tab jakar ek mahal banta hai.
Aashikon ke marne par kafan bhi nahi milta
Aur hasino ke marne pe Taj Mahal banta hai!
] Koi ye kaise bataye ke tanha kyon hai
Woh jo apna tha who aur kisika kyon hai
Ek zara haath bada de topakad le daman,
Uske seene mai sama jaye hamari dhakan,
Itne qurbat hai to phir fasala kyon hai,
Dil-e-barbad se nikala nahi ab tak koi
Ek loote ghar pe dastak karta hai koi
Aas jo toot gayi hai phir se baandhata kyon hai,
Tum masarrt ka kaho ya gham ka rishta,
Kahate hai pyar ka rishta hai janam ka rishta
Hai janam ka jo ye rishta to badalta kyon hai.
] Few relations in earth never die.
Want to know what it is? Read again.
(F)Few (R)Relations (I)In (E)Earth (N)Never (D)Die.
] Pyar aisa jo hamein apna maan sake,
Chal rahe ho agar hum tej bearish mein,
To woh pani se aansu ko pehchan sake.
] Treat everyone with politeness
Even those who r rude to u…..
Not b’coz they r not nice,
But b’coz u’r nice….!**
] Umar se insaan badal jate hai,
Waqt se toofan badal jate hai,
Sochte hai aapko itna yaad na kare,
Lekin aankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai...!
] People often feel something but express something else
They mean something but say something else.
So learn the art of saying nothing in such a way that
It leaves nothing unsaid.!
] Shama jal kar bhi jal sakti hai
Kashti toofan se bhi nikal sakti hai.
Maaus na ho irada na badal,
Kismat kabhi bhi badal sakti hai….!
] Bhule se agar koi bhul ho jaye humse,
To usse bhul samahjkar bhul jana,
Bhul jana sirf bhul ko,
Bhul se humhe na bhulana…..!
] Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hai,
Palkon pe aasun chod jate hai,
Kal koi aur mile to humhe na bhul jana,
Hum dosti ke rishten umar bhar nibhate hai…..!
] Always ask GOD to give u what u deserve,
Not whay u desire.
Your desires may be few but u deserve a lot.
Good Morninggggggggggggggg……………!!!!
] Happy moments- don’t forget me,
Difficult moment- trust me.
Quiet moment – call me.
Painful moment- tell me…!
Good Mrng……!
] Hundreds words from an enemy doesn’t cause pain,
But a true friends silence makes more pain & tears in the heart!
So stay in touch………………………!
] The best gift u can give someone is ur time,
B’coz when u give it u can never take it back.
So please………………………! Anyway good mrng…………..!
] Without SMS days are like,
Maunday
Tearsday
Wasteday
Thirstday
Frightday
Shatterday
Sadday
So SMS me everyday……………..!
] 1
SPECIAL
SURPRISE 4 U
Close u’r eyes!
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
.
.
.
U cheat!
U didn’t close u’r eyes!
So no surprise!
] love is easy to obtain,
But once gained, it is difficult to maintain,
And once lost, it’s nearly impossible to regain.
So keep it safe don’t bargain…..!
] Frndship isn’t about whom u have known the longest,
Who came 1st or who care the best.
Its about who came & never left!
] One best frnd is equal to 100 good frnds.
But one good frnd like u is equal to a library……………!
] Phool banker muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
Milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
Bina mile pyar ko nibhana zindagi hai……..!
] Agar aap hum pe gussa hai to ,
Tajmahal ko fodo, charminar phodo,
Kutubminar ko modo, titanic fevicol se jodo,
Magar SMS karna to mat chodo..!
] Dear friend, good evening,
Your bathing date validity for one year is over.
So please bath within one hour and get 2 year validity.
Hurry. Limited offers.
] Chand utra tha hamare angan mein,
Yeh sitaron ko gavara na hua,
Hum bhi sitaro se shikwa kaise karte,
Jab chand hi hamara na hua…..!
] A great thought of Vivekananda;
If I love myself despite my infinite faults,
How can I hate anyone at the glimpse of a few faults!
] It hurts to love someone and not to be loved in return,
But what’s more painful is to be loving someone
And never having courage to let the person know how u feel!
] Happiness is a perfume,
U can’t spread it on others,
Without getting a few drops on others,
On u’rself and fragrance lingers on.
So to be happy, make others happy.
] The best kind of friend is one with
Whom u sit on a bench saying nothing,
And when u get up and go,
U feel u had best conversation of ur life.
] there are two things in life that
r more painful than death:-
1- when ur love loves u & doesn’t tell u
2- when ur love doesn’t love u & tells u I m fine!
] Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is a sign of loneliness,
Every smile is sign of kindness,
Every SMS will be a symbol of remembrance.
] Chupke se chand ki roshni aapko ho jaaye,
Dhere se hawa aapko kuch keh jaaye,
Dil se jinhe chahte ho usse mang lo,
Hum dua karenge aapki chahat aapko mil jaye.!
] Rishto ki dor kamzor hoti hai ,
Aankho ki baaten dil ki chori hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha pyar ka matlab,
Hamari palkhe aapki aor hoti hai!
] Faith makes all things possible ,
Hope makes all things work,
“love” makes all things beautiful,
May u have all the three for this days .
Have a lovely morning!
] Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Aankho mai aansu hai ya udas hai hum,
Kaise kahe k kaise hai hum……!
Bus itna samajh lo ki,
Tum bin akele hai hum..!
] Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har dil mai chupa ek ehsaas hai,
Aapse”pyar” yuhi nahi kiya humne,
Kya kare humari pasand hi kuch khas hai!
[Chehre ki muskan ban jaata hai koi,
Dil ki dhakan ban jata hai koi,
Phir kaise jiya jaye zindagi unke bin
Jab zindagi jeene ki vaajah ban jaata hai koi!
] My love is not a moon, not a star, not a sun.
B’coz they all disappear sometimes.
My love is like a sky,
Which will be always with u wherever u are…?
] Koi hai jo dua karta hai,
Apno mai mujhe bhi gina karta hai,
Bahut khusnaseeb samajte hai khud ko hum,
Door rah kar bhi kab koi yaad karta hai……….!
] Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Kuch na keh pana hamari mazburi hai,
Who kyun nahi samajte hamari kamzori ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zubaa dena zarurui hai…….!
] Pyar aisa jo humhe apna maan sake,
Chal rahe ho agar tez bearish mai,
To wo pani main se aansu pehchan sake…….!
] Mohobat ko majbori ka naam mat dena,
Haqikat ko hadso ka naam mat dena ,
Agar dil main pyar ho agar kisike liye,
To usse dosti ka naam mat dena….!
] Is kadar na koi baat hum se puchho,
Jo baat raaz ki hai isharo se pucho,
Lehro se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai,
Lagti chot kaise kinaro ko puchho…….?
] Happiness keeps u sweet; trials makes u strong;
Sorrows keep u human; failure makes u humble ;
Success keep u glowing; God keeps on blessing u !
] Ishq main ye anjaam paya hai,
Haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahuchke 2nurso ne farmaya hai,
“baharo phool barsao kisika mehboob aaya hai…..!
] Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote,
Yun chand ke pehlo main sitare na hote,
Hum isliye karte hai aapki parwah,
Kyonki dil ke karib saare nahi hote….!
] A very happy birthday to u.
Today is Thomas alva Edison`s birthday.
So,
Wish all the tube lights just as I did…:
] God is so wise that he created friends without price tag
Coz if he did I cudn`t hav afforded u..
5 – 10 paise ke coins aaj kal kaha milte hai.
] As the day turns into night, keep the worries out of sight,
No matters hou tough the world may seem
U still deserve the sweetest dream… good night..
] Have u seen an angry dog covered in a polythene?
No.
Think…
Think again…
Never mind..
Watch ur “Identity Card”.
] Lovely roses and lovely u
And lovely r the things u do,
But the loveliest is the friendship of the two,
One is me and the other is YOU!!...
Have a wonderful day..
] Gam ne hasne na diya.
Zamanene rone na diya.
Is uljan ne chain se jeene na diya.
Thakkar jab sitaron se panah li ,
Neend aayi to teri yaad ne sone na diya….
] Sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har laher ko sahil nahi milta,
Yah dil walo ki duniya hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.
] Faslo se intezar badhata hai,
Intezar se pyar badhata hai,
Sari zindagi khuda se sajda karo tab jake
Tumhare jaisa pyara yaar milta hai..
Good night…………..
] Keep the smile leave the tears.
Think of joy forget the fear,
Hold the laugh leave the pain,
Be joyous dear, till I sms again.
] Perfection is not achieve completely by anyone in the world
But if u keep chasing perfection, somewhere on the way ,
U may catch excellance .. good morning..
] Life is difficult, full of trials, pain, sorrow,
But if u fall down, just stand up straight,
Be confident, look back and asked,
“dhakka kisne mara be”
] Dil ke kone se 1 awaz aati hai
Humhe har pal aapki yaad aati hai
Dil puchta hai baar bar hum se
Jinhe hum yaad karte hai
Kya unhe bhi humari yaad aati hai?
] A very happy birthday to u.
Today is Thomas alva Edison`s birthday.
So,
Wish all the tube lights just as I did…:
] God is so wise that he created friends without price tag
Coz if he did I cudn`t hav afforded u..
5 – 10 paise ke coins aaj kal kaha milte hai.
]As the day turns into night, keep the worries out of sight,
No matters hou tough the world may seem
U still deserve the sweetest dream… good night..
] Have u seen an angry dog covered in a polythene?
No.
Think…
Think again…
Never mind..
Watch ur “Identity Card”.
] Lovely roses and lovely u
And lovely r the things u do,
But the loveliest is the friendship of the two,
One is me and the other is YOU!!...
Have a wonderful day..
]Gam ne hasne na diya.
Zamanene rone na diya.
Is uljan ne chain se jeene na diya.
Thak kar jab sitaron se panah li ,
Need aayi to teri yaad ne sone na diya…
] Sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har laher ko sahil nahi milta,
Yah dil walo ki duniya hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.
] Faslo se intezar badhata hai,
Intezar se pyar badhata hai,
Sari zindagi khuda se sajda karo tab jake
Tumhare jaisa pyara yaar milta hai..
Good night…………..
] Keep the smile leave the tears.
Think of joy forget the fear,
Hold the laugh leave the pain,
Be joyous dear, till I sms again.
] Perfection is not achieve completely by anyone in the world
But if u keep chasing perfection, somewhere on the way ,
U may catch excellance .. good morning..
] Life is difficult, full of trials, pain, sorrow,
But if u fall down, just stand up straight,
Be confident, look back and asked,
“dhakka kisne mara be”
] A beautiful life does not just happen….
It is built daily,
In prayer,
In humanity,
In sacrifice,
In love.
May a beautiful life be yours always
Good morning……
] My wishes 4 u
Great start 4 jan
Love 4 feb
Peace 4 march,
No worries 4 april,
Fun for may,
Joy 4 june to nov,
Happiness 4 dec,
Have a wonderful 2007.
] Kabhi ruthkar ,
Kabhi manakar
Kabhim hasakar,
Kabhi rulakar,
Per jo bhi ho..
Aapki dosti ne sikhaya hai hamko,
Her pal jeena muskurakar…!
] The hardest part of missing sum1 isnt their absns,
But itz wen u think of all the good times u hav shared
N u ask urslf “will those moments ever happen again?”
] Tanhaayi jab mukaddar mein likhi ho,
To kya shikayat apne begane se,
Hum mit gaye jinki chhahat main ,
Who baaz nahi aate hume aazmane se.
] If u want something u never had,
Do something u hav never done,
Don’t go the way life takes u,
Take life the way u go,
U r born to live and not living
Becoz u were born.
] Majburiya kyat thi, unhone battayi to hoti,
Judai ki baat u sunaayi na hoti
Apni kabra ki mitti bhi de dete unhe,
Mere maut ki khwish jaatai to hoti.
] Na kabhi chupaya ki pyaar kitna hai,
Na kabhi jataya ki dard kitna hai,
Muze or us khuda ko pata hai,
Tumse milne ka intazar kitna hai.
] Samjha na koi dil ki baat ko,
Dard duniya ne bin soche hi de diya,
Sahe gaye jo hum agar dard ko chupke se
To phir hamko patthar dil kehe diya.
] Dil dekar kuch na lena koi humse sikhe,
Dil lekar gum dena koi unse sikhe,
Kuch na lekar gum lena koi humse sikhe,
Or sms likhkar reply na dena koi tumse sikhe.
] U can’t hold destiny, u can’t hold time,
U cant hold heartbeats, u cant hold life,
But u can hold one thing,
That’s urs smile, so keep smiling..
] Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi kabhi karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dil se karu to aapko sayad khushi hogi.
]Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
Jab insane ki bandage baiman nahi hoti,
Kabhi manga hoga hambe 1dost ko,
Warna uhi aapse mulakat nahi hoti.
] Blue b the sky above u,
Soft B the road below u,
Love B the breeze around u,
I pray for all the happiness surround u,
Happy Birthday to u..,
Take care..
] Dosti se kimti koi jagir nahi hoti,
Dosti se khubsurat koi tasvir nahi hoti,
Dosti yun to hai ek kaccha dhaga,
Magar is dhage se majboot koi janjeer nahi hoti.
] Making a million friends is not a miracle,
The miracle is to make a friend who will stands by u,
When a million are against u…
] Do u know duniya mein sirf ek hi dil hai,
Jo sirf ttumhaare liye dhadakta hai.
Jante ho kiska?
?....
?...
Buddhu tumhara apana aur kiska.
] Just check AB CD EF GH IJ KL MN OP
QR ST VW XYZ.
Did I miss something?
Yes! I am missing u, Jaan.
] If god give me 24 hrs before death,
I`ll spend 23.55 min with u,
U must be thinking about last 5 mins,
Tab main tera gala daba dunga !,
Friends hai na! Saath Jayenge….!
] Ek til rusla fugal,
Radta radta pakat padla,
Khudkan hasla aani hatawar yetach bolu lagla,
“Tilgul kha aani god god bola”.
Sankrantichya hardik shybhecha.
] A relaxed mind, A peaceful soul,
A joyful spirit, A healthy body, &
A heart full of Love,
All these are my prayers 4 u,
Wish u a very good morning.
] Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar,
Dosti main tu dewana ho jayega,
Maine kaha ae khuda kabhi jamin pe aake,
Mere dost se mil,
To tu bhi uska deewana ho jayega.
] Hi!,
In a great joy never make promise to anyone
&
In a great anger neve answer anyne…
Try it..
U will come out from many problems in life.
Good Morning…..
] Today is death anniversary of Charlie chaplin
In his memory plz send this sms to at least one
local CARTOON I have done my job….
] Dil dekar kuch na lena koi hamse sikhe,
Dil lekar gam dena koi unse sikhe,
Kuch na laker gam lena koi hamse sikhe,
SMS laker reply na dena koi tumse sikhe.
] Dil ke kone se ek aawaz aati hai,
Hame har pal aapki yaad aati hai,
Dil puchta hai baar baar hamse,
Jinhe hum yaad karte hai ,
kya unhe bhi hamari yaad aati hai?
] Because you live and breathe
Because you make me believe in myself
When nobody else can help
Because you live, girl
My world has twice has many stars in the sky!
] Lekar hum dusron ki hasi kya kare,
Jo apni nahi who khushi kya kare,
Tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaye,
Jahan saath nahi tumhara who zindagi jikar kya kare.
] Dur se dekha to apple tha,
Paas jake dekha to apple tha,
Uthake dekha to bhi apple tha,
Fir khake dekha to sachhime hi apple tha.
] Maine mere mobile ko marmar kar kaha,
“kya re raaat ko tu mere dost ko SMS bhejta hai?
Sorry bol
Sorry bol
Bol sorry .sorry bol raha hai.
] Karni hai khuda se ek gujarish,
Aapki dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile.
Har janam me mile dost aap jaisa,
Ya fir kabhi zindagi na mile……!
] Ladki patane ka tarika-
Chupke se uska picha karo,
Jaakar usse darao.
Agar who hasi to samjho pat gayi,
Agar gussahui to jor jor se chilao-
Didi dar gayi, didi dar gayi.
] Bapu bola ,jo bhi msg nahi karta usse aur msg karo.
Aisa karne se ek din usse sharam aayegi,
Sorry bolega aur msg karega.
Bole to gandhigiri zindabad.
] Sachchi dosti bezuban hoti hai,
Ye to aankho se baayan hoti hai,
Dosti mai dard mile to kya hua,
Dukh- dard mai hi to apne paraye
ki pehchan hoti hai.
] Friendship never get better by meeting.
But it is sweetened by thoughts I care 4 u
In my own strange ways ull never know & perhaps ill never show!
] Ho
Sakte
To
Muskura
Kam
Se
Kam
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
jisne
doge
galiyan
ko
smart
us
aap
baad
k
padne
ko
sms
is.
Confuse?
Niche se upar padho.
] Is kadar na har baat yaaron se pucho,
Jo baat raaz ki hai who isharo mai pucho,
Lehron se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai,
Lagti hai chot kaise kinaro se puchho.
] Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
Ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
Log kehte hai hum patthar dil hai
Lekin patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi.
] Arz kiya hai ,
Madmast hawa hai mausam bhi hai suhana,
Madmast hawa hai mausam bhi hai suhana,
Bandar English main hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai.
] True happiness comes when silence b/n
2 people becomesa language
& both of them understand that
Even being apart they always
Close at heart…….!
] Na salam yaad rakhna…
Na paigam yaad rakhna…
Ho sake to zindagi mai
Hamara naam yaad rakhna…
] Sharab bane to maikhane bane
Husn bane to diwane bane,
Kuch to baat hai aap mai,
Yuhi nahi paagal khane bane…
] Jabardasti se pyar hum kiya nahi karte
Dil khairat me liya nahi karte,
Shayad aap humhe samajhne mai khata kar gaye
Yuhi kisika picha hum kiya nahi karte.
] don’t expect anything from life,
Expectations hurts.
When u don’t expect,
Every moment is surprise,
& every surprise brings happiness.
Good night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
] Pain of missing of frnds isn’t in their absence,
But it’s when u think of the good times u’ve shared
And ask yourself,” Will those moments ever happen again!”
] never kiss a police woman, she will say stop.
Never kiss a nurse, she will say next.
Always kiss a teacher, she will say repeat it 5 times.
] The thread asked candle why do u dissolve when I burn,
Candle said u are in my heart, if u suffer I am bound
To shed a tear for u.That’s friendship………!
] Na pine ka shok than a pilane ka shok tha,
Hume to sirf nazare milane ka shauk tha.
Par kya kare hum nazare hi hum unse mila baite,
Jinhe nazaro se pilane ka shauk tha.
] Sms Charges in
1995-5 Rs.
1996-4Rs.
1997-3
2000-2
2003-1
2006-50 paisa
2007- almost free.
Agar abhi bhi msg nahi bhejoge to kab bhejoge?
Jab Sms karne ke paise milenge tab?
] Hi, giving u great news.
U can see me on T.V. with Sharukh Khan in KBC.
Please help me if I call u in phone a friend.
Please keep ur phone free on 29th of this month.
] har ahat ehsaas hamari dilaegi,
har hawa kissa hamara dilaegi,
hum itni yaad bhar denge zindagi main apki,
na chate hue bhi apko yaad hamari aayega…!
] humne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
bikhar gayi hamari to duniya hi,
jab unhone kaha .
“ are maine to mazak kiya tha.”
] “Bhagwan apko lambi umar de,
apko paisa de, bahut sra pyar de.”
Ab isko aur ek baar dohrao-
Yaad ho gaya???-chal signal pe.
] Life is a lie , when the F is missing,
“F” is nothing but u r friendship.
Hope I’ll never be missing the”F” in my life…”
] tu sada haste raho, muskurate raho,
khilkhilate raho, khush raho
sada gungunate raho.
Mera kya hai log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.
] aaj didar , kal yaar, parso pyar,
phir ikrar, aur phir intezar,phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehanat bekar,
aur aakhir main ek aur Devdas at BEER BAAR…!
] God has given so many qualities to u.
Good look , personality, nature & many more.
I always think………….
“allah Meharban To gadha Pahalvan.”
] uthale re, deva utha le re,
mere ko nahi re baba, mere ‘DOST’ko
nahi re baba upar nahi
Neend main se utha de deva deva
Gud mrng……….!
] kahin andhera to kahin sham hogi,
meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
kuch maang ke to dekh humse,
bijli, pani, ke bill aur karz mai dubi
property tere naam hogi!
] Ladka : aey jaaneman is dil mai aaja.
Ladki : Sandal nikalu kya ?
Ladka : pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja.
] Pani ami tairna machli ka style hai,
Hawa mai udna panchi ka style hai,
Jhakkas SMS bhejna apun ka style hai.
Aur fhokat mai SMS padhana aapka style Hai…!
] Vaadiyon se suraj nikal aya hai..
Fizaon mai naya rang chaya hai…
Ab tak soye kyon ho, uth jao…
Hamara SMS aapko
Happy Holi Kahane aaya Hai….!
] Try this:
1] go to write message.
2] put on dictionary
3] cover d screen with d hand.
4] press: 3746304164771968.
5] gently remove u’r hand and see the magic!
] Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
Jab insane ki bandgi beimaan nahi hoti,
Kabhi manga hoga hamne ek dost ko,
Warna uhi aapse mulakat nahi hoti.
] Kaash dil ki aawaz main itna asar ho jaye,
Ki hum jise yaad kare use khabar ho jaye,
Rab se yahi dua hai hamari ki,
Aap jise chahe who aapka humsafar ho jaye.
] Every life in this world is written by god`s own hands,
That’s why I am thankful because,
When he wrote my life, he included u as my friend.
] The importance of a dear friend in our lives
Is like the importance of our heartbeats!
Though they r not visible,
They silently lend u the gift called “Life”
] When u are alone
When u r crying,
When u r upset,
When u r sad,
Just call to me because incoming is free to me…….
] Remembrance is the sweetest flower in the garden of friendship,
A friend is a person who never think of the last 3 letters
Of the world “FRIEND”
] Har kali tuzse khushbu udhar mange,
Aftab tuzse noor mange,
Rab karu tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki,
Log teri dosti muzse udhar mange..
] Old friends r gold,
New friends may be dimonds!!
If u get dimonds don’t ever forget gold,
Because to hold dimond u always need the base of gold..
] Ek aap hai, kitne cute ho,
Kitne bhole ho, kitne pyaare ho,
Kitne smart ho, kitne sweet ho,
Aur ek hum hai,
Jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja rahe hai…
] @@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@
@@@@
Yeh lo chillar SMS karne ke kaam aayega..
] Ek din baharo ke phool murza jayenge,
Jab bhule se bhi kabhi hum yaad aayenge,
Tab ahesas hoga aapko hamare dosti ka,
Jab door bahot dur hum aapse chale jayenge,
] Kya hai zindagi?
Dekho to khwab hai zindagi,
Padho to kitab hai zindagi,
Suno to gyan hai zindagi,
Par hum ye kahete hai,
“Haste raho” To aasan hai zindagi…
Always keep smiling.
] Bhulkar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi main sabko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi tension de to,
Muze phone lagana “ Tapka Denge Saale Ko”
] Pyaar karoge pareshaan rahoge,
Shaadi karoge sharabi banoge,
Divorce doge devdas banoge,
Hamse dosti karoge to SMS karne main expert banoge.
] Hi sweetheart! Doing nothing?
Then make place for me in your heart,
I may come there any time,
Yours faithfully “Heart Attack”
] Namaskar! Ye hamari madhyaratri sms seva hai,
Isme hum soti hui aatmao ko jagakar unko sms karte hai,
Aur unke jag jane ke baad khud so jate hai,
Good Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
] Teri zindagi main koi gum na ho,
Teri hoto ki hasi kabhi kam na ho,
Tere palko par kabhi aansu aaye,
To dua karna uski wajha kabhi hum na ho…
] Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
Khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
Pyaar se dilo ko chuaa karo,
Jaha tumhe gum nazar aaye, is dost ko yaad kiya karo…
] Ten things I know about u!
1 u r the special person with a wonderful heart
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bas ek din main ek hi joke…
] Friends r like a page In a book of life,
Every page with different subject,
But u r my index page,
Covering every subject of my life….
] Paani main tairna Machli ka style,
Hawa main udna Panchi ka style,
Jhakkas SMS bhejna aapun ka style,
Aur fokat main SMS padhna aapka style.
] Ladka: Aye jaaneman is dil main aaja.
Ladki: Sandle nikalu kay?
Ladka: pagli mandir thode hi hai aise hi aaja…..
] Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do,
Manzil ko pane ki chahat rahne do,
Aap bhale hi raho door nazro se,
Par meri bandh aakho main aapki zalak rahne do…
] Subha ki paheli kiran tumhari shaan hogi,
Subha ki dusari kiran tumhari aan hogi…
Subha ki tisri kiran… oye bus kar garmi go jayegi…
] Aap ki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Aap ki muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Hum hosh main aane hi wale the,
Ki aapne phir muskura diya…
] Sardar: Aaj maine mandir main ek ladke do cigratte pite huye dekha,
Muze itna bura lage u don’t believe,
Mere haath se sharab ka glass chut gaya..
] U are the sweetest person I have never met,
Yakeen nahi hota na?
Suraj ki kasam… oh my god…
Yeh andhera kyu ho gaya….
] Tum sada haste raho, muskurate raho,
Khilkhilate raho, khush raho,
Sada gungunate raho,
Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzenge..
] Samjha do aapni yaado ko,
Wo bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai,
Aap to dur rahekar satate ho,
Wo pass rahekar rulaya karti hai….
] What is mobile?
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Yeh haath main kya chappal pakdi hai?
] God has given so many qualities to u.
Good look, personality, nature and many more.
I always think…
“Allaha meherbaan to gadha pehelwan”
] Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyaar,
Phir ekrar, or phir intezar,
Phir takrar, phir darar,saari mehanat bekar,
Aur aakhir main ek or devdas In Beer Baar…
] Father to son: pados ki ladki ko dekh, wo exam main first aayi hai.
Son: Ussko hi to dekha tha, Tabhi to fail ho gaya.
] Hot tea with my cold SMS.
Cold shower with my warm SMS.
Spicy breakfast with my sweet SMS.
& Lovely Good Morning with my Good SMS.
Have A Lovely Day…………..!
] Ek sharab roz Shiv mandir pe sar tekta tha.
Ek din pujari ne shiv murti ke jagah Ganesh ki murti rakhi.
Sharabi dekhkar bola – Chotu Papa se kehna mai Aaya Tha.
] Hum Dosti pura nibhana janate hai,
Zakhm aapke jitney bhi gehre ho hum dava lagana janate hai.
Hume bhulne ki koshish na karna,
Kyonki hum gala dabana bhi janate hai.
] Lal pivli kombadi tiche kale kale pay.
Aho tumcha ek hi SMS aala nahi.
Tumhala bird flue jhala ki kai?
] Boy: ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya,
Dil jalke rakh ho gaya.
Girl: teri ye kurbani barbad nahi jayegi.
Rakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone ke kam ayegi…!
] Ek Khoobsurti
ek Tazgi..
Ek sapna…
Ek Sathi…
Ek Kalpana….
Ek Ehsaas..
Ek aastha..
Ek Vishvaas…
Yahi hai Ek achche din ki shuruwat.
] A drunk Sardar was creating nuisance he was
brought to the court ……..
Judge said……..
“Order….. Order”
Sardar replied “Mc Dowell with soda please.”
] akele mai apki baat karte hai…
Aap salamat rahe yahi faryad karte hai…
Ab ek SMS se apko kya bataye ki…
Apko hum kitna yaad karte hai…
] Duniya kehti hai ki ishq itna bhi na karo
ki sar pe sawar ho jaye lekin hum kehte hai
ki ishq itna karo ke patthar dil ko bhi tum se pyar ho jaye..
] Kal fursat na mile to kya hoga
Itni mohlat na mile to kya hoga.
Roz kehte ho kal milenge- kal milenge.
Kal hamari aankhen na khuli to kya hoga…
] Ye duria ajib si lagti hai,
aapni baat hui muddat se lagti hai
jab sochte hai zindagi ke bare mai
Tumhari dosti ek zarurat si lagti hai…
] When times come to give Ur heart to someone,
Make sure you select someone who will never break
Your heart, b’coz broken hearts have never spare parts.
] WORK IN PROGRESS!!!!