• I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

• Don't get me wrong. Im not trying to make a monkey out of you. I cant take the credit.

• This is no battle of wits between u & me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

• Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

• We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

• Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?

• I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?

• I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!

• Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

*If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

*If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

*I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

*They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

*You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

*People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

*You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

*I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

*If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!