A Few Jokes Today
Priyamani • onJokes 9 years ago • 1 min read

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny. Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? Hewas an aunteater. Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept butteringup the teacher. When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days. What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs. How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helpinghand. What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast offun. What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hotwater. What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wifechopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pieagain! What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat anothermortal.Unleash AStorm Of Traffic To Your Websites With This Free System



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