Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them.

Why is a blonde like a computer? Because you don't know how much they mean to you till they go down on you.

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

A smart blonde, dumb blonde, and Santa Claus are walking down the street and they see a $100 bill. Who picks it up and why? The dumb blond, the other two
don't exist.

Why shouldn't you let a blonde take a coffee break? You have to retrain her when she gets back How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

What do you call a blonde virgin? Baby.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months? Because the box said from 2 - 4 years

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From blowing out the light bulbs.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

What is a smart blonde like a UFO? You here about them, but never see one.

Why did the blonde have square breasts? She didn't take the kleenex out of the box.

How can you tell the difference between a smart blonde and a dumb blonde? The smart one has dark roots.

What do you call a group of blondes in a circle? A dope ring.

Why couldn't the blonde make kool-aid? She couldn't fit 4 cups of water into the little packet.

A blonde got on an airplane and sat down in the first seat that she saw, which just happened to be another man's 1st class seat. When the man came and asked her if he could have his seat back, she yelled at him and said: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm not moving for no one!!" So, the man took it calm, and said that he would get the stewardess.

When she came, she told the blonde that she would be glad to show her to her coach seat in the back. Once again the blonde said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm not moving for no one!!" At this point it had gotten bad enough, so the stewardess went and got the pilot. The pilot was calm and came out..the same thing happened..

"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm not moving for no one!!" The pilot then leaned down and whispered something into the blondes ear, which sent the girl flying down the aisle to her seat back in coach. The stewardess then asked the pilot what it was he said that made her get up so easily. He winked and said, "I told her that the front of the plane wasn't going to Houston."