Shilpa • onMating & Dating 13 years ago • 2 min read

HE: I'm a photographer I've been  looking for a face  like yours!  
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been  looking for a  face like yours!! 

HE: May I have the pleasure of this  dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some  pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .


Login to add comments on this post.

  • Guest 8 years ago

    boy:can i dance with u? Grl:i dont dance with a child boy:sorry,i didnt know that u r pregnant