Sunny • onMating & Dating 10 years ago • 2 min read


HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with m e this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I acan't talk and laugh t the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've a ready seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .


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  • Guest 10 years ago
    Is this for kids? I'm pretty I'd end up laughing my ass off if 1) I used those lines EVER 2) The girl responds with those answers...