BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?? BOY : Were you away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..