Cute Jokes
Vijaya • onJokes 11 years ago • 1 min read

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa" Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi" Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara. Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata. .....................................................................................

Girl's Father: main nahi chata k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare, Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain gaye, Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai, Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain. .....................................................................................


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