Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ?till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
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