Funny Sms
lovely • onSms 11 years ago • 2 min read

1) Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho. Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho. Un paiso se Balance dalva k sms to BHEJO.

2) Arz kiya hai :

Soch samaj k na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya,,

Aur chaturai se ki jisne shadi, usne bhi kya ukhad liya..

Wah.,Wah.,

3) U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST nd INTELIGENT FRIEND.

NOTE : -Is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai Inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai

4) What's the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm? ..? ...? ....? .....? ......? Simple-Dono k baad 12 bajte hai....aur.. . din badal jate hai..!!

5) Boy : Suit bada acha pehna hai Girl:Thanx Boy:lipstik bahut achi lagai h G:Thanx B:make up bhi bahut acha kia h G:Thanx "bhaiya" B:fir bhi sundar nhi lag ri ho.

6) A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station. Guess Why? Bcoz doctor told to him avoid 'Long Journey..

7) why do monkeys eat bananas & not grass? .. .. .. ..

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SORRY, it's ur personal matter, i should not interfere.. ;-)

8) Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

9) Q:- Aisi-Taisi kab hoti hai?

Ans:-Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki ganth na khule.

10) Mohobbat me jene wale.. 'Khushnaseeb hote hai.' Mohobbat me marnewale.. 'Ajeeb hote hai.' Aur..Harwaqt. . Mohobbat ki baate karnewale..

'Badhtameej hote hai'..Bt wait. Aisa apun ko lagta hai. Aapko kya lagta hai ? Jawaab deneka. Warna jawaab nhi denewale..

Dimaag k marij hote hai !

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