Funny SMS
Shilpa • onSms 11 years ago • 2 min read

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. Kya baat hai...:) exam ka saya hai. exam ke dino me sukh kisne paaya hai. mom dad kehte hai acche number la. par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab moh maya hai. mast hai bhai!

Aye sala, abhi abhi hua yakin, padai mere bas ki nahi. Kitab ko main nigal gaya, padte padte pigal gaya, hui suban me kho gaya. papere aaya main so gaya, rubaru fail hua. he he he!!!!!!

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye.. Wah wah wah..

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai... bahut khoob!!!!

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi, Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi! ha ha ha!!!!

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