Funny Sms
Cute Girl • onSms 10 years ago • 1 min read

1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........

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2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender almost got crushed..!!

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3) Girl 2 Mom: Mom i hav strtd loving a boy!

Mom angry:Wat?? Hw old is he? Wt duz he do??

Girl:He is 3 months old. Hapily kicking in my stomach :-P

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4) Kaun kaheta hai akele aaye they.. Akele jayenge..

Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..

Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta...

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5) Orange Ka Juice Mera Yaar Kanjus

Aam Ka Achar Uske Bahane Humesa Taiyar

Ganne Ka Ras Na Kare Tu Sms

Bahane Hai Easy Kehte Ho I'm Busy

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