1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........
2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender almost got crushed..!!
3) Girl 2 Mom: Mom i hav strtd loving a boy!
Mom angry:Wat?? Hw old is he? Wt duz he do??
Girl:He is 3 months old. Hapily kicking in my stomach :-P
4) Kaun kaheta hai akele aaye they.. Akele jayenge..
Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..
Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta...
5) Orange Ka Juice Mera Yaar Kanjus
Aam Ka Achar Uske Bahane Humesa Taiyar
Ganne Ka Ras Na Kare Tu Sms
Bahane Hai Easy Kehte Ho I'm Busy
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