Gud Jokes
Sunny • onJokes 11 years ago • 2 min read

A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "And.... does she still have the hiccups?"

================ A beggar came to a pedestrian in the morning on Chicago’s State Street and demanded, “Sir, Please give me six dollars, I need to drink coffee.”

The pedestrian recognized him as some big shot and asked, “What? Coffee cost only three dollars. Why do you need six dollars.”

The beggar says, “Well, I need to buy one coffee for myself and one for my girlfriend.”

The pedestrian says, “You became a beggar and made a girlfriend.”

The beggar says, “No sir, I made a girlfriend and became a beggar.”


Rich looking elderly gentleman in his early nineties , well dressed, well groomed, blue senator suit, roses in his hand for presenting to someone, wearing expensive after shave, projecting an attractive appearance, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge appeared involved in dating someone.

He looks all around, notices an elderly looking lady, in her upper eighties seated at the Bar table perhaps waiting for someone.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns towards her and in hesitant voice asks, "So tell me, do I come here often?"


A man of royal battle fighters’ ancestry gets married and was bestowed with a female horse in dowry to take along with wife.

After a few weeks the tired, emaciated and beaten warrior brings the wife and the female horse back to the Father-in-law, requested to take them back and make him free.

He explained, “Sir your Mare doesn't let me mount, and your daughter doesn't let me dismount.”



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