He Said, She Said.
pavan • onRelationship 11 years ago • 2 min read

He said Want a quickie? She said As opposed to what?

He said I don’t know why you wear a bra; there's nothing in it. She said You wear briefs, don’t you?

He said Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said Not at all honey. I'd love you no matter who left you the money.

He said This coffee isn’t fit for a pig! She said Sorry. Let me get you some that is.

She said What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said It’s not my fault. I ran out of money.

He said Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way possible. She said You succeeded!

Priest I don’t think you will ever find another man like your late husband. She said Who’s gonna look?

He said With your flat chest and unshaven legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said No. Have you?

He said Why do you women try to impress us with your looks instead of your brains? She said Because there is a much bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind!

He said What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. She said Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on.

He said Two inches more and I'd be king! She said Two inches less and you'd be queen!

She said Seen on ladies room wall: "My husband follows me everywhere." He said Written just below it: "I do not."

He said Shall we try switching positions tonight? She said Good idea! You stand by the ironing board while I sit in front of the TV and fart.

He said Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said I would, but you’re never there!

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Husband

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