He Who Tells The Best Story
Sunny • onHumor 11 years ago • 1 min read

A Clergyman Was Walking Down The Street, When He Came Upon A Group Of About A Dozen Boys All Of Them Between 10 And 12 Years Of Age

The Group Surrounded A Dog Concerned Lest The Boys Were Hurting The Dog He Went Over To Them And Asked "What Are You Doing With That Dog?"

One Of The Boys Replied "This Dog Is Just An Old Neighborhood Stray" "We All Want Him But Only One Of Us Can Take Him Home" "So We've Decided That Whichever One Of Us Can Tell The Biggest Lie" "Will Get To Keep The Dog"

Of Course The Reverend Was Taken Aback "You Boys Shouldn't Be Having A Contest Telling Lies!" He Exclaimed

He Then Launched Into A Ten Minute Sermon Against Lying Beginning With "Don't You Boys Know It's A Sin To Lie"

And Ending With "Why" "When I Was Your Age" "I Never Told A Lie"

There Was Dead Silence For About A Minute. Just As The Reverend Was Beginning To Think He'd Gotten Through. To Them, The Smallest Boy Gave A Deep Sigh And Said

"All Right" "Give Him The Dog"


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