Hindi Jokes
Cute Girl • onHumor 9 years ago • 1 min read

80 year old bachelor puts his matrimony ad in newspaper. after a month,he gets a letter saying: "miyan! is umar mein farishtey aate hai, ristey nahi......".

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

If girl vomits her parents ask:-" laun tha wo kamina????????"...........

If boy vomit:- "lamina ,kha pere kar aayaa hai?......"

Moral: no matter whoever vomits, ladke hmesha kamine hote hai.......

door se dekha to sher tha

to

to

to

to

pass jane ka to sawal hi nahi hota.

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?????????...................

jab sidhu laughter callenge main hans-hans kar har contestent se kahta hai........

bas kar mere baap bas kar.......................


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