How Men Change !
Sunny • onRelationship 9 years ago • 2 min read

How Men Change !

The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work: After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home! After 6 months: I'm BACK!! After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing: After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. After 6 months: Here, it's for you. After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking: After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress: After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. After 6 months: You bought a new dress again? After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV: After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? After 6 months: I like this movie. After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love: After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight? After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!! After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

Honey
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  • Guest 9 years ago

    That was histarical. <3