Let’s see a show of hands. How many are unclear on the mechanics of losing one’s virginity? No one? Okay, we’re all clear on that concept. So what you need to figure out is the where, when, and who, rather than the how. And since you’re here, you probably already have the why.
We will start with the where. Once upon a time, determining the where was easy: the back seat of a ’55 Chevy.
Rent a motel room? Okay, but be certain to take a video camera along so you can record the sheepish look on your face and your boyfriend’s blushing visage as you attempt to sign in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith and pay cash for the room. An hour in a no-tell motel. How romantic is that?
That’s out, so what does that leave? Splendor in the grass? Two words: fire ants.
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When are you going to do this? We would suggest you wait until you’re at least 18 years old. You will be past the age of consent, and you might actually know what you’re doing. eHow’s guide “How to Know It’s the Right Time to Have Sex,” Lays out a nine-step process for determining just this. Who?
Now, let’s get to the who. The question comes down to whether, for the occasion of your deflowering, you should select your geeky-but-cute steady beau as the accomplice or somebody who knows more about the art of lovemaking. Be careful and make sure you use a condom.
Are you sure you really want to do this?
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