Instructions For Properly Hugging A Baby
lovely • onGeneral 11 years ago • 1 min read
  1. First, spy a baby.

  2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques -- if you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is, indeed, a baby.

  3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.

  1. The 'Paw Slide': Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

  2. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'Hug, Smile, and Lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.


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