Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but i can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.
You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did, I still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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