The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for an hour of sex every night for 5 years: (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
A 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, happily agrees to all requests, no bitching and complaining, no honey-do lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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