Little Johnny Again.
James • onHumor 11 years ago • 2 min read

Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her privates.

He asks her what it is and she embarrassed replies, 'Oh, that's mommy's black sponge.'

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, 'Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!'

She replies, 'I lost it, honey.'

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, 'Mommy, I found your black sponge!' Mystified, she says, 'Where, honey?'

Little Johnny says, 'It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!'

The teacher says, 'Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it.'

Claude says, 'Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework.'

The teacher says, 'Very good, Claude.'

Mary says, 'The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain.' The teacher says, 'Very good, Mary.'

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, 'Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano.'

Honey

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